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"How does the fennec fox eat? What part of the body do they use?"
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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Colleague One: "Does anyone know a good way to get Ribena out of carpet tiles?"
Colleague Two: "Why? What's happened?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Contributed by sam i
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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I had to attend a speed awareness course last month, after arousing a speed camera. It was a laugh riot...
Instructor: "Some roads, like the A14, have signs showing the number of casualties from the previous year."
Aggressive Lady: "Well that's out of date if it's numbers from last year, it's not relevant."
Instructor: "The driver in this collision was decapitated."
Lady (nodding sagely): "Well that will be a fatality then."
Instructor: "If you're doing 40mph and you hit a child on a bike, there is a good chance you will kill that child."
Aggressive Lady: "Well, that's his parents' fault, he should be wearing a helmet."
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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Contibuted by ed___
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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American on a tour of ancient sites in Egypt: "Look at that inscription right up there, I wonder how they did that?" (pointing at inscription ten or so metres up on an obelisk).
American #2: "They used lasers, of course."
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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"Why does burning of candle produce flames and burning of coal cannot?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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"A heavy object and a light object are dropped from rest at the same time in a vacuum. The heavier object will reach the ground?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Yes, I suspect it will.
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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"What do you call followers of Christianity?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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"What is miscellaneous about Mesopotamia?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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"What are the differences between a windpipe and an animal cell?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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"Is spiderman a demon?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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