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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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"So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Visitor at Osborne House stately home: "How long does life membership last?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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American tourist: "What time is it in America right now?"
German railway official: "We are six hours before you, so it is 7 am."
American tourist: "That's crazy, how could anybody be before us?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"Will it be raining again this year in the first week of August? If so I might want to move to the 2nd week of August." (Tourist booking campsite, 1st of February)
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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American tourist in Westminster Abbey: "Is this where the Queen had her coronary?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in Canada: "What's the best way to see Canada in a day?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"Where is France located?"
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Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." (Britney Spears)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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LAX customs official to passenger returning from Israel: "How were you born in the Ukraine?"
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"Everything’s legal in Mexico. It’s the American way."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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