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Teenage girl on bus: "I don't get the point of the recession. Why don't they just, like, make more money?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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And that's exactly what they're doing. For some reason it isn't working though.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties."
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Almost.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"How can a 13 year old improve her chances of getting pregnant?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Sep 2009.
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By walking into the house of a pedophile.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European."
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"How many jellybeans did Ronald Reagan eat in his rule?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"Who invented dirt?"
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Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.
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My brother was watching the changing of the guard one time , when an obese American woman said: "I wonder if Betty's in?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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(Contributed by BigMal)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Note to Johnny Foreigner, republicans and others who take little interest in our beloved monarch - Betty is the diminutive for Elizabeth, so the obese American woman was presumably attempting to convince anyone overhearing her that she maintains a close friendship with the Queen.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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As any fule kno, the Queen's real nickname is Brenda. Ask Private Eye.
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Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
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"Busty" Brenda, no less.
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Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.
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"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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BBC newsreader: "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Can you get on a high from soy milk?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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That could explain why it is that so many vegans talk utter nonsense, I suppose.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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