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When a narwhal bacons no one knows what it means but when you eat bacon they know everything.
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Posted by fred on 10 May 2015.
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"I mean, how many of the people who emailed him would have had Internet access?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2015.
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"I just realised I haven't asked to see her ring"
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Posted by fred on 12 Apr 2015.
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"There's something fundamentally moist about my kitchen"
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Posted by fred on 10 Apr 2015.
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"Maybe I need a more mature way of dealing with noses."
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Posted by fred on 6 Mar 2015.
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'It looked as good as it could have considering it had just escaped being eaten by a weasel.'
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Mar 2015.
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"It's not red! It's dark pink."
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Posted by fred on 15 Jan 2015.
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"If I knew what I wanted to do, it would be a lot easier to do it."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Dec 2014.
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