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"You're Breakfast." (Sign on snack van parked alongside the A23 just outside Brighton)
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Posted by JT on 18 Jun 2010.
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"I'm sure my kidneys aren't a significant part of your tank."
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Posted by mike on 17 Jun 2010.
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Sounds like a reasonable assumption to me.
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Posted by mike on 17 Jun 2010.
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"I don't believe Nature could produce that level of detail..." (So-called "expert" attempting to argue that so-called "photographic evidence" of a so-called "ghost" must prove conclusively that ghosts "exist" because Nature is apparently incapable of producing anything so detailed as a human face).
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Posted by JT on 1 Jun 2010.
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He's a creationist!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jun 2010.
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Well, obviously. Only God can create a human face. If you believe Nature could have done it, you must be one of those evil pagans.
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Posted by mike on 1 Jun 2010.
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"Paint is liquid even when it dries"
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Posted by mike on 23 May 2010.
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It is?
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Posted by Socky on 28 May 2010.
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"How can it be a French dictionary if it says 'Oxford' on the front cover?"
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Posted by JT on 22 May 2010.
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Bloke: "Sorry, I didn't catch your name..."
Lucy: "It's Lucy."
Bloke: "Very pleased to meet you, Lucy. So - are you Lucy's sister?"
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Posted by JT on 21 May 2010.
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"Yes, I am. You must be Bloke's brother, good to meet you!"
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Posted by mike on 21 May 2010.
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"How many times does the sun go round the Earth every day?"
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Posted by JT on 18 May 2010.
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Ahh, the good ol' times when the Sun revolved around the Flat Earth twice a day.
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Posted by Moosh on 22 May 2010.
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We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
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Posted by mike on 8 May 2010.
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Since the rain started first, I expect not.
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Posted by mike on 8 May 2010.
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There is no single classification system that can describe all the many variations of nerve injury.
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Posted by mike on 5 May 2010.
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From Wikipedia. Now, call me daft if you like, but I'd have thought that classifying them all as "nerve injury" might have done the job?
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Posted by mike on 5 May 2010.
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Stupid Wikipedia.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 May 2010.
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"Kenya and Africa are the same thing, I always thought...geography isn't my strongpoint." - Overheard vicar (!) in an Indian restaurant
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Posted by JT on 29 Apr 2010.
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I heard that America and the world are the same thing, too.
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Posted by mike on 29 Apr 2010.
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I heard that France and Transylvania are the same thing.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 29 Apr 2010.
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Nah, can't be. The natives have vastly differing attitudes to garlic.
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Posted by mike on 30 Apr 2010.
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Lol!
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Posted by JT on 30 Apr 2010.
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