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"I found an ostrich. It's called my headphones."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Dec 2014.
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"In music it's about the note you start with, and the note you end with. And all the other notes in the middle, in relation to that."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Nov 2014.
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"I wouldn't need to be successful if you weren't such a twat"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Nov 2014.
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"I am sorry — I am mid-diatribe and do not want to be interrupted."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Nov 2014.
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"Sometimes I say things before I've thought of them"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Oct 2014.
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Girl on bus roughly aged 16 "if a head lice jumps on my cat will it become a flee or is it the otheway round?" Mum "I don't know aks dem at skool I never listerned"
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Posted by peterh197 on 9 Oct 2014.
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