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"If it's high tide on this side of the island, does that mean it's low tide on the other side, and where does all the water go?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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The water is magically teleported to a dimension where gnomes rule the world.
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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US tourist in Berlin: "Where's the German Embassy?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"How many sunrise bike tours do you do in a day?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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this isnt particularly stupid, you could fit in several short tours at sunrise depending on how long you make said tours
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Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009.
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You actually do have a point there.
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Posted by JT on 29 Oct 2009.
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Tourist boarding whale-watching boat at Boston, USA: ""This is the Mediterranean, right?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist to tour guide: "If I ring home, will my mother be there?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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For her sake, I hope she isn't.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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Passenger to flight attendant: "So what kind of animal is a UHT?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist purchasing ticket for Eurostar (Channel Tunnel) train journey: "Can you see the fish and dolphins through the window?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Only if you stick your head out of the window.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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"Are Norwegian women pregnant for 15 months because of the cold weather?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Since when do Norwegian women become pregnant?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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There seems to be plenty of Norwegian children. Maybe they're actually juvenile trolls...?
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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Maybe they're all imported from China?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
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Could be, could be. After all, both nations eat a lot of fish - that can't be a mere coincidence.
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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How are you so sure they even exist? I've never seen a Norwegian in my life. Maybe they've already gone extinct!
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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You could be right - perhaps they're just Swedes in disguise.
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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Or perhaps turnips?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009.
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How did I know that was coming? :-)
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Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.
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"Is there water on the other side of this island?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Customer in bookshop: "Do you have that new book by Bridget Jones?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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