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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)
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"Why does dust come out of lights?" - student in my A-level Physics class, observing dust motes in a beam of light.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Have you ever noticed how people only started dying of cancer after electricity was invented?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
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And of course this proves the existence of the great government conspiracy, and probably ley lines and aliens too.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
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It's not entirely worthless from a scientific point of view though. It proves that stupid people exist.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Although this probably fits into the same category as the earlier quote about who was the first to prove that triangles' cprners add up to 180 degrees - Things That Do Not Need To Be Proved Because They Just Are.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Are there more kilometres in a metre or more metres in one kilometre?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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US Department of Environment spokesman on surviving nuclear fallout: "All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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For a fortnight until the fallout clears.
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Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
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"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." (Professional basketball player)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Yeah, childlessness does tend to run in the family. Maybe it'll skip a generation for you though.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
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I've always thought I don't want children, but would one day like to have grandchildren.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Which direction is North in Australia?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Is radiation dangerous to your health?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Are ladybugs extinct?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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