"I just think it [homosexuality] is unnatural."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, you don't get gay animals."
"Actually, you do - one in five male mallard ducks are gay."
"Ducks aren't animals."
(Conversation with a customer)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2010.
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That's right! They live in the river, which makes them fish; and every vegetarian knows that fish don't really count as meat, so they can't be animals, can they?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 31 Dec 2010.
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"You got somebody, he’s really weird, and his sexual orientation is that he likes to have sex with ducks. Is he protected under hate crime?" - Pat Robertson
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 31 Dec 2010.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI...
(The song's irritating, but the brunette one's cute.)
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2011.
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I assume he was one of these people (all too common, and a strong argument in favour of regular culling IMO) that confuses "animals" with "mammals." On the other hand, it's also just within the realm of possibility that he knows something we don't; i.e. that all ducks are in fact robots.
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Posted by JT on 5 Jan 2011.
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