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"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2013.
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But it's a bit worrying when they do.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2013.
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"Stop fondling imaginary doughboobs, it's kinda pervy"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Apr 2013.
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From Poppy, whose computer is out of action after drinking a bit too much cider the other day.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Apr 2013.
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"In my head the cleaners are all robots"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Apr 2013.
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The "Out of Context" category becomes more and more tempting.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Apr 2013.
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on the dangers of Russia drilling down to a lake under antarctica:
"if they drill too deep they'll hit the core and let out all the gravity"
http://imgur.com/gallery/t5D33WI?no-s...
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Posted by poppy on 9 May 2013.
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Although I am really hoping the guy's a troll.
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Posted by poppy on 9 May 2013.
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"Since I was a young child I've known I was a genus."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Jul 2013.
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"A hedgehog would make a nice bed of nails for a gerbil."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2013.
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"Police in Manchester have found what are believed to be parts for the first 3D gun ever discovered in Britain." (BBC News)
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Posted by JT on 20 Jan 2014.
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Fortunately, it can only fire 2D bullets.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014.
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