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Pregnant woman: "It's like I've got something wriggling around inside me!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Less than half of schools are performing worse than average." (Michael Gove, British Secretary of State for Education, who presumably went to one of those schools. Another minister asked Gove if he thought it was possible for more than half of schools to perform better than average; Gove replied that it was, if the schools performing worse than average "improved continually.")
    Posted by JT on 3 Feb 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Most people have more than the average number of legs. (What do you mean by "average"?)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2014.
"If you're going to write, you should write about something you understand."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Feb 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"A gunman on the back of a motorbike shot a man in a suspected drive-by shooting..."
    (From http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Suspected"?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2014.
Colleague: Emma, can you come and help me? How do you get on the Australia section of facebook? Or can you only see when you are in Australia?
Me: ...
Colleague: Oh, am I being stupid? Is Facebook a UK only site?
    Posted by poppy on 9 Mar 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Colleague to me (I am dressed in a long dress as Ophelia): Nice! Where's your unicorn?
Me: ...
Colleague: You're the naked lady, aren't you? Lady Godiva?
    Posted by poppy on 9 Mar 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"See, my theory is that if this bit of wood is Beethoven's Fifth Symphony..."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Mar 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"I'm not fantasizing. I just want to do it."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Apr 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Oxford is, like, a desolate wasteland of entomology"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Apr 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Sunshine is bad for you! Too much of it gives you cancer!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Apr 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink