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"What kind of wood is that?"
"Some kind of renewable wood."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Apr 2014.
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"A vet report advised that the stomach would be a completely unsuitable place for a goldfish"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Apr 2014.
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"Breastmilk, people. That is literally all a child needs for the first 6-12 years of life."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 May 2014.
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Of course, the evil medical establishment recommends weaning them onto solid food a little earlier than that, but what do they know?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 May 2014.
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"You know you're in a posh place when there's no piss on the floor"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 May 2014.
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"On a logarithmic scale, 2 is the square of 1, and 4 is the cube of 1"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Jul 2014.
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"Churchill wasn't really very pro-German, was he?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Aug 2014.
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"There has never been any trouble [and] there will be less in the future"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Aug 2014.
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Girl on bus roughly aged 16 "if a head lice jumps on my cat will it become a flee or is it the otheway round?" Mum "I don't know aks dem at skool I never listerned"
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Posted by peterh197 on 9 Oct 2014.
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"Sometimes I say things before I've thought of them"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Oct 2014.
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