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"The world is now global"
    Posted by fred on 17 Jul 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Our team goal is to do task related activities"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Jul 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
What happens when you take a picture of the mirror, does the picture reflect?
    Posted by fred on 24 Aug 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Oct 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Scientists outside of the US have also conducted scientific research."
    (From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirlian...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Nov 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink
A synthesised chemical will never work in the exact same way a natural chemical will.
    Posted by JT on 12 Aug 2009. + (0) - (1) Permalink
Not sure this one will really make people laugh, it's a bit too widespread and probably everyone's heard it before a thousand times.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Aug 2009.
yeah but u smell of bottoms
    Posted by fred on 12 Aug 2009.
Fleshes out the site a bit more though, dunnit? BTW, Fred is teh gheyzors, lulz.
    Posted by JT on 15 Aug 2009.
"What is a impotence thing do you have?"
    Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009. + (0) - (1) Permalink
Do we need a category for "incoherent babble"?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 31 Aug 2009.
Yeah, I decided we did.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 31 Aug 2009.
I think so too.
    Posted by JT on 1 Sep 2009.
"If a worker can assemble one computer per day how many workers will be needed to complete the job in 28 days?"
    Posted by JT on 9 Sep 2009. + (0) - (1) Permalink
0.0357?
    Posted by JT on 9 Sep 2009.
"Do house alarms make noise when a house is broken into when no one's home?"
    Posted by JT on 4 Nov 2009. + (0) - (1) Permalink
"When a tree falls but there's nobody there to hear it..." for the modern urbanite, perhaps?
    Posted by JT on 4 Nov 2009.
Tell you what. Let me know where you live and when you're not home, and I'll go and break into your house and see if the alarm makes a noise.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Nov 2009.
"I am working as an accountant in Nilgiris supermarket? How to calculate tax in purchase invoice 12.5% and 4%?"
    Posted by JT on 24 Nov 2009. + (0) - (1) Permalink
You're not a very good accountant, are you?
    Posted by JT on 24 Nov 2009.
Hmm. I think I should start shopping in this supermarket.

"Tell you what, I'll pay you 25% extra for these goods, as long as you give me 25% off. How's that sound?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Nov 2009.