mike - Public Profile
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Mostly I look after the technical side - the scripts, HTML, database and other magic that keeps the site working.
I've submitted a few juicy quotes, though.
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Here's the best of what mike has contributed:
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Seen on a building site: "SITE ENTRANCE. NO ENTRY."
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Posted by mike on 10 Dec 2009.
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I got a better look at the same site on my way home. It was actually 2 signs - the top one said "SITE ENTRANCE" and the bottom one said "NO ENTRY - AUTHORIZED VEHICLES ONLY" on two lines. So it's not quite as daft as it seemed from my first brief glimpse.
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Posted by mike on 10 Dec 2009.
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"California drivers are pretty damn slow, especially around stop signs."
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Posted by mike on 7 Apr 2010.
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"Ferret Kits For Sale"
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Posted by mike on 1 Jul 2010.
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Do they come with paint and glue? (Contributed by my father.)
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Posted by mike on 1 Jul 2010.
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I remember when ferrets first came out. Not only did you have to get them in kit form and build them yourself, you had to type in all the software too.
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Posted by JT on 2 Jul 2010.
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"Some video games only have one player character, others, especially two player games have two"
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Posted by mike on 17 Jul 2010.
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From Wikipedia, fount of all wisdom that it is.
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Posted by mike on 17 Jul 2010.
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There is no single classification system that can describe all the many variations of nerve injury.
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Posted by mike on 5 May 2010.
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From Wikipedia. Now, call me daft if you like, but I'd have thought that classifying them all as "nerve injury" might have done the job?
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Posted by mike on 5 May 2010.
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Stupid Wikipedia.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 May 2010.
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Regarding a local band: "The name rings a bell, but I haven't heard of them."
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Posted by mike on 29 Jan 2010.
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Is a calculator like a spellchecker but for maths?
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Posted by mike on 3 Dec 2009.
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Excellent!
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Posted by JT on 3 Dec 2009.
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"Facebook is destroying all physical interaction."
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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What, all of it? Every last bit?
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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Ooh, Facebook is Eevill!
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Posted by Moosh on 25 Feb 2010.
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Found in some tabloid or other: "Helicopters aren't designed to go in the sea. If they do the results can be catastrophic."
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Posted by mike on 12 Aug 2009.
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haha l0l that's really funny d00d
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Posted by fred on 12 Aug 2009.
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Oh for Christ's sake, just shut the hell up Fred you semiliterate, badger-felching cheese monkey. I'd ban you, if I'd implemented banning.
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Posted by mike on 12 Aug 2009.
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Yeah Fred you arse - it's not even like you're a real person, so shut up.
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Posted by JT on 12 Aug 2009.
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"If that had gone in the net it would have been a goal! But it didn't..." (football commentator)
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Posted by mike on 10 Sep 2009.
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Commentators are DEFINITELY going to be providing us with a lot of material!
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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