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Here's the best of what Ghost has contributed:
History teacher to student, "So where did the Plains Indians live?" Student, "Uhh.. In a big field?"
    Posted by Ghost on 14 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"How can i find out if i am a witch or not?" http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
    Posted by Ghost on 17 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Attempt to drown yourself. If you live, you're a witch. If you die, you've rid the world of an idiot, and it thanks you.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 17 Jan 2010.

From the English translation of the Hellsing manga, "...A...corpse? Is he.. Dead?!"
    Posted by Ghost on 19 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Nah. He's just resting!
    Posted by mike on 19 Dec 2009.

History teacher to student, "Mormon men could have six wives. Do you think there was a reason why it was six?" Student, "Well, he needs one for each day of the week and on the seventh day he rests!"
    Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
...And he saw that it was good.
    Posted by Moosh on 27 Dec 2009.
Aw, yeah.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.

"Who wrote Tolstoy's War and Peace?"
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Was it Dostoevsky?
    Posted by Socky on 3 Jan 2010.
Nah I'm pretty sure it was Austen. Great war writer, was Austen.
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010.

Exam answer, "Some people don't look up until they are flat on their backs.
This quote means some people can't look up because something has happened to their necks so they can't look up. For example, if a person gets kicked in the head by a kung fu midget, they will not be able to look up."
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink

Did you know that if you're deaf you should listen to an audio book??
    Posted by Ghost on 26 Oct 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I was temporarily blind so I played 'spot the difference' once.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.

"What type of thermometer can measure hot and cold water temperatures?" http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"Is it legal to buy a gift card with a gift card?" http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (2) - (0) Permalink
I reported this question for verbal abuse and got it deleted. Muahahahahahahaahaaa!
    Posted by Moosh on 5 Jan 2010.
That's so harsh man.
    Posted by Ghost on 5 Jan 2010.
Was there any particular reason why you felt it was abusive?
    Posted by mike on 6 Jan 2010.
The asker was a troll, he was calling answerers names. I doubt I was the only one who reported it.
    Posted by Moosh on 7 Jan 2010.

"Jenny, can girls shit?"
    Posted by Ghost on 24 Oct 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
I don't know. I'll have to give it a go and come back to you on that one.
    Posted by Ghost on 24 Oct 2009.