JT - Public Profile
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Er...blimey. WTF can I write here that isn't so tedious it'd send people to sleep? After all, the most rock'n'roll thing I do is listen to Radio 4 - although sometimes, I don't turn the radio off until past 10...AT NIGHT. And sometimes, I have a cup of tea that late too, even though it means I have to get up at about 2am for a wee - I suppose that's quite hardcore, really.
Oh yes, and I invented Who Invented Foxes (though it would have taken the form of some crappy blog had it not been for [user and admin] Mike, because my understanding of technology ends in around 1789).
And, like, stuff.
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Here's the best of what JT has contributed:
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"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire." (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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We're all gonna die!
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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"Does that mean you're into witchcraft?" ([Name omitted], pointing at Star of David on a menorah.)
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Posted by JT on 13 Feb 2010.
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YES.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Feb 2010.
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I get that question a lot, too, just because I have an inverted pentagram tattoo'd on my forehead. Idiots.
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Posted by Moosh on 23 Feb 2010.
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That reminds me of somebody who lived int he town I grew up in, who had been a skinhead and into white supremacist politics during the 1970s and had a swastika and National Front symbol tattooed on his head. He later saw the error of his ways and grew his hair to cover the tats. Then, ten years later, he went bald.
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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"What's the song that goes dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnn?"
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Posted by JT on 3 Dec 2009.
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Note: This one appeared in this (typed) form on Yahoo Answers.
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Posted by JT on 3 Dec 2009.
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The dun dun dun song?
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Posted by Socky on 3 Dec 2009.
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News headline: "Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout" (http://www.thelocal.se/616/20041111/)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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I love this one :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Me too! :)
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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That's superb! I can't quite make up my mind whether it was translated automatically, or whether their English-speaking staff were just having a laugh.
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Posted by mike on 3 Jan 2010.
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So the beaver caused the power outage. Knaw Really?
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"If I keep my kids in cold water will it keep them small? It worked for my turtle and I don't want my kids to grow up, I want little people for ever. Do you think this will work?" (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ans...)
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Posted by JT on 22 Dec 2009.
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Lots of couples say "We want a baby", but have you ever heard anyone say "We want a teenager"?
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Posted by mike on 23 Dec 2009.
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God. This is the most stupid quote I've read so far. Even more stupid than the "polar bears" one. Wow. Keeping children in cold water so that they don't grow up. Wow, I say.
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Posted by Moosh on 26 Dec 2009.
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Sign at ice skating rink: "Please note our hot chocolate is hot."
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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This reminds me of one I saw at Ipswich railway station: "Warning: this heater gets hot"
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Posted by mike on 15 Dec 2009.
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"Smelt the smell of weed in the BREATH of someone else...am I harmed? He wasn't smoking it, he had already smoked it, and he was chewing gum and I could smell a bitter tobaccoey smell coming from his mouth; I didn't know it was weed. He told me later on. But I'm so worried if I am harmed."
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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You'd better see a doctor immediately, before you scrotum implodes and you testes wither.
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Posted by Moosh on 13 Nov 2009.
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"Why does it take a year for earth to orbit the sun?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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