JT - Public Profile
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Er...blimey. WTF can I write here that isn't so tedious it'd send people to sleep? After all, the most rock'n'roll thing I do is listen to Radio 4 - although sometimes, I don't turn the radio off until past 10...AT NIGHT. And sometimes, I have a cup of tea that late too, even though it means I have to get up at about 2am for a wee - I suppose that's quite hardcore, really.
Oh yes, and I invented Who Invented Foxes (though it would have taken the form of some crappy blog had it not been for [user and admin] Mike, because my understanding of technology ends in around 1789).
And, like, stuff.
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Here's the best of what JT has contributed:
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My brother was watching the changing of the guard one time , when an obese American woman said: "I wonder if Betty's in?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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(Contributed by BigMal)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Note to Johnny Foreigner, republicans and others who take little interest in our beloved monarch - Betty is the diminutive for Elizabeth, so the obese American woman was presumably attempting to convince anyone overhearing her that she maintains a close friendship with the Queen.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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As any fule kno, the Queen's real nickname is Brenda. Ask Private Eye.
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Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
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"Busty" Brenda, no less.
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Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.
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US Department of Environment spokesman on surviving nuclear fallout: "All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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For a fortnight until the fallout clears.
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Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
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"If you were born on September the 9th, 1978, how old would you be?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Sep 2009.
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"What is the average speed of an object if it moves 10 metres per second?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Sep 2009.
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"My laptop is not giving off energy?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Nov 2009.
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You might want to check if it is using any energy in the first place.
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Posted by Socky on 15 Nov 2009.
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"How does the fennec fox eat? What part of the body do they use?"
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help." (Well known Hollywood actor and Scientologist...guess who?)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Interviewer: "Where was the Berlin Wall?"
Interviewee: "...[very long pause]...Believe me, I dunno, but I'm thinking...[very long pause]...Israel?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009.
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