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"Since I was a young child I've known I was a genus."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Jul 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"I don't think I'm illiterate enough"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jul 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink
I disagree. I think your illiteracy is more than adequate.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jul 2012.

"...an 18-year-old arrested on suspicion of death by dangerous driving..."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Aug 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Dying is illegal now?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Aug 2011.
Making something illegal halts it - see the highly effective anti-drug laws for an example. Living people earn (taxable) money, dead people do not. Expect the Tories to criminalise death any day now.
    Posted by JT on 9 Aug 2011.
Except for dole-scroungers, for whom it will be made mandatory.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Aug 2011.

"Which game do you prefer? Poo or Snooker?"
    Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Snooker. Definitely.

Just don't ask me to explain why.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Apr 2011.
The difference is you can poo on snooker, but you can't snooker on poo.
    Posted by Lollipop on 11 Jun 2011.

"In the shorter term we have got to stop using our own food as a food supply."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
From a famous environmentalist, quoted in The Register: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/...

I wonder what he'd suggest we use instead?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2011.
They've changed it now to "...as a fuel supply", making me think this actually belongs under Typos.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Feb 2011.

"How can I improve my toddler appetite?"
    Posted by JT on 2 Dec 2010. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Sorry, really can't help you on this one - I can eat the little sods all day long. Maybe you just don't like the flavour?
    Posted by JT on 2 Dec 2010.

Who should I do for my kid's birthday?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 Nov 2010. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Oh, how I love typos.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 Nov 2010.

"Dream interpretation: loin attack in dream?"
    Posted by JT on 4 Aug 2010. + (1) - (0) Permalink

"Is it okay for a Catholic priest to wear socks with scandals?" - another lovely typo!
    Posted by JT on 5 Mar 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Catholic priests and sockpuppet-related scandals. I'm lovin' it!
    Posted by Moosh on 5 Mar 2010.
I think we've got a few of these now. Do we need a "Typos" category?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 Mar 2010.
I suppose we could - they're a worthwhile form of humour in their own right. I originally thought we should avoid simple mistakes as fundamental misunderstandings/blatant stupidity are funnier, but I couldn't resist this one.
    Posted by JT on 6 Mar 2010.
No. They can only have their togas.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"How do electrons work in the US?"
    Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
This was asked in a politics forum, so I think it was a typo for "elections..."
    Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010.