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"Since I was a young child I've known I was a genus."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Jul 2013.
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"I don't think I'm illiterate enough"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jul 2012.
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I disagree. I think your illiteracy is more than adequate.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jul 2012.
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"...an 18-year-old arrested on suspicion of death by dangerous driving..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Aug 2011.
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Dying is illegal now?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Aug 2011.
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Making something illegal halts it - see the highly effective anti-drug laws for an example. Living people earn (taxable) money, dead people do not. Expect the Tories to criminalise death any day now.
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Posted by JT on 9 Aug 2011.
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Except for dole-scroungers, for whom it will be made mandatory.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Aug 2011.
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"Which game do you prefer? Poo or Snooker?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011.
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Snooker. Definitely.
Just don't ask me to explain why.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Apr 2011.
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The difference is you can poo on snooker, but you can't snooker on poo.
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Posted by Lollipop on 11 Jun 2011.
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"In the shorter term we have got to stop using our own food as a food supply."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2011.
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From a famous environmentalist, quoted in The Register: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/...
I wonder what he'd suggest we use instead?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2011.
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They've changed it now to "...as a fuel supply", making me think this actually belongs under Typos.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Feb 2011.
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"How can I improve my toddler appetite?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Dec 2010.
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Sorry, really can't help you on this one - I can eat the little sods all day long. Maybe you just don't like the flavour?
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Posted by JT on 2 Dec 2010.
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Who should I do for my kid's birthday?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 Nov 2010.
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Oh, how I love typos.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 Nov 2010.
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"Dream interpretation: loin attack in dream?"
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Posted by JT on 4 Aug 2010.
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"Is it okay for a Catholic priest to wear socks with scandals?" - another lovely typo!
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Posted by JT on 5 Mar 2010.
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Catholic priests and sockpuppet-related scandals. I'm lovin' it!
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Posted by Moosh on 5 Mar 2010.
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I think we've got a few of these now. Do we need a "Typos" category?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 Mar 2010.
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I suppose we could - they're a worthwhile form of humour in their own right. I originally thought we should avoid simple mistakes as fundamental misunderstandings/blatant stupidity are funnier, but I couldn't resist this one.
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Posted by JT on 6 Mar 2010.
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No. They can only have their togas.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"How do electrons work in the US?"
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Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010.
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This was asked in a politics forum, so I think it was a typo for "elections..."
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Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010.
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