Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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A dinosaur?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
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Synthetic meat?
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Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
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Loch Ness Monster?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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Porcupine?
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Golfer, giving award acceptance speech)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
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One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
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Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.
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"What is 13 and 7 tenths expressed as a decimal?"
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Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009.
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"How wide is 13mm?"
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Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009.
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
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Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009.
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Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Aug 2009.
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Ya think?
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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I don't *quite* believe that.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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Headline: "12 Remain Dead"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Haha! I lol'd here!
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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I found another: "17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree" :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009.
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Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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