Who Invented Foxes?
News: After almost six months of operation and many dozens of rejections, we have finally received our first real submission from the WIF Android app!
Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
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Welcome!

We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.


"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
    Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009. + (13) - (0) Permalink
Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
God, that's funny.
    Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
Epic... Simply Epic.
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
At least he's not referring to poachers...
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.

"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
I couldn't agree more.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

"What is the best cleaning product for getting semen out of my cat's fur?" (Yahoo Answers)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (4) - (1) Permalink
Lick it off, sucker.
    Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
I would have thought sandblasting would be quite effective, but if this doesn't shift it, try hydrofluoric acid.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
Or hydrochloric acid.
    Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.

We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Since the rain started first, I expect not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.

Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
    Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.

"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake." (Tourist complaint to travel agency)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Hmm. A "Complaints" category, perhaps?
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
But called what? People will assume "Complaints" is what they need to click if they want to complain about WIF...
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
I think it fits in "Travel" with the other recent submissions.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
Fair enough - but I think there might be a place for it in the future, because shop staff and sales assistants have to meet the public face-to-face far more than anyone would choose so we may get several submissions of that type in future.
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.

"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
    Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009. + (2) - (1) Permalink
It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
    Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.

"Who'd pay five quid for that? It's broken!" - Entirely serious member of the public looking at a 30cm tall reproduction of the Venus de Milo that I was selling on a market stall.
    (From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de...)
    Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010. + (5) - (2) Permalink
Now that you mention it - Why is she missing her arms? Did some psychopathic maniac cut them off?
    Posted by Socky on 18 Mar 2010.
She was a compulsive nail-biter.
    Posted by JT on 19 Mar 2010.

"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (4) - (1) Permalink
Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
The second coming is nigh.
    Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.