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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
I couldn't agree more.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

"A hedgehog would make a nice bed of nails for a gerbil."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink

Colleague: Emma, can you come and help me? How do you get on the Australia section of facebook? Or can you only see when you are in Australia?
Me: ...
Colleague: Oh, am I being stupid? Is Facebook a UK only site?
    Posted by poppy on 9 Mar 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Oxford is, like, a desolate wasteland of entomology"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Apr 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Less than half of schools are performing worse than average." (Michael Gove, British Secretary of State for Education, who presumably went to one of those schools. Another minister asked Gove if he thought it was possible for more than half of schools to perform better than average; Gove replied that it was, if the schools performing worse than average "improved continually.")
    Posted by JT on 3 Feb 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Most people have more than the average number of legs. (What do you mean by "average"?)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2014.

"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
The weird thing is... he was right!
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.

Dude #1: Terrorists did 911! We should go and kill all the terrorists!

Dude #2: Dude, 911 was done with explosives. Just watch the videos. The towers drop in a perfect sequence.

Dude #1: You're lying! You're one of them traitors sticking up for the terrorists!

Dude #2: Whatever, dude.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009. + (7) - (1) Permalink
Crazy assertions and where they come from.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
Isn't 911 done with a phone?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
No! That's what they're trying to make you believe!
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.

"A car is much heavier than any amount of bikes at any one time."
    (From http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jan 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Any amount? Really?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jan 2013.
I saw this one too!
    Posted by JT on 9 Jan 2013.

"You know you're in a posh place when there's no piss on the floor"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 May 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

Colleague to me (I am dressed in a long dress as Ophelia): Nice! Where's your unicorn?
Me: ...
Colleague: You're the naked lady, aren't you? Lady Godiva?
    Posted by poppy on 9 Mar 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink