Who Invented Foxes?
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.
    Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010.
I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
The weird thing is... he was right!
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.

"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
A dinosaur?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
Synthetic meat?
    Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
Loch Ness Monster?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
Porcupine?
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.

"Why would the radio on a 1994 corvette stop working after the battery went dead?"
    Posted by JT on 12 Sep 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Beats me.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

News: "Diana was still alive just hours before she died."
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink

"I loved Africa, there were so many African Americans there." (answer to "What are African Americans called in another country?" )
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Also nice to know is that the question was categorized as "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered"
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
Heh heh heh! I like this one!
    Posted by JT on 17 Jan 2010.

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (1) Permalink
Yeah, childlessness does tend to run in the family. Maybe it'll skip a generation for you though.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
I've always thought I don't want children, but would one day like to have grandchildren.
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.

"Kanye West - the best rap singer in the world!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jun 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"I quite like having concussion."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jun 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"...in a worrying report which suggests that children with internet access are more likely to be targeted by cyberbullies..." (heard on the radio)
    Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink