Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 29 Dec 2014.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

"If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian is it still called stand-up comedy?"
    Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink

"If you're going to act spontaneously, at least plan it in advance."
    Posted by JT on 6 Oct 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
If you fail to plan, you plan to fail....
    Posted by Mhaille on 27 Oct 2009.

"Is it okay for a Catholic priest to wear socks with scandals?" - another lovely typo!
    Posted by JT on 5 Mar 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Catholic priests and sockpuppet-related scandals. I'm lovin' it!
    Posted by Moosh on 5 Mar 2010.
I think we've got a few of these now. Do we need a "Typos" category?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 Mar 2010.
I suppose we could - they're a worthwhile form of humour in their own right. I originally thought we should avoid simple mistakes as fundamental misunderstandings/blatant stupidity are funnier, but I couldn't resist this one.
    Posted by JT on 6 Mar 2010.
No. They can only have their togas.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"Why did the Pre-Cambrian start?"
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink

"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant" (Yahoo answers)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
superb reasoning! he deserves a prize - the baby's a vampire!
    Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.

"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
I thought sensible was already a word.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
Who... sell you!
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"Why [does] a person fall toward the earth when he falls from height? An apple is so near to the surface where the g (accelration due to gravity) is highest but it also fall after a very lagre time but when a person falls from a height their the g is also less and his inertia is also more as compared to a apple." (sic)
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. + (4) - (1) Permalink
It's because the Earth's mass is about 5973.6 yottagrammes. I think you're making the mistake of equating a sphere with a point particle, resulting in misguided and irrelevant comparisons.
    Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.

How many pounds is in a pound?
    Posted by sawblade5 on 2 Apr 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Heheh, I was going to add this one too!
    Posted by JT on 2 Apr 2010.

"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
    Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010. + (8) - (0) Permalink
Can we find out this guy's email address?

Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.

"Oh, I've heard of Agent Orange! That's what my mom uses to clean the bathroom!"
    Posted by ColinAYB on 12 Nov 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
If everyone is dead, I suppose there's no-one there to make the bathroom unclean.
    Posted by ColinAYB on 12 Nov 2009.
Makes sense to me. Who'd want a jungle growing in their bathroom?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Nov 2009.