Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 29 Dec 2014.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

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'It looked as good as it could have considering it had just escaped being eaten by a weasel.'
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Mar 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink

Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
    Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009. + (12) - (1) Permalink
Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"How come some people wear abercrombie and stuff but they are not popular? i just dont get it. I dont wear popular stuff and im popular. Other ppl who wear aeropostale and abercrombie r not pops. this might be a stupid question again. Oh yeh u might say u spelled something rong but i noe how to spell it but i type like this for aim. thats y."
    Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Behold - the next generation to hold power.
    Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
I am utterly horrified.
    Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
If this is what my generation holds, I refuse to partake.
    Posted by ColinAYB on 27 Oct 2009.
That's pretty normal.. It's been that way here since dawn of time. Ancient Egyptian kids who wore <s>Jaguar Skins&trade;</b> where not always popular. Kids who wore carboard boxen and wooden barrels for clothes were.
    Posted by Moosh on 15 Nov 2009.

"97% of smokers will die."
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
The other 3% drink from the fountain of youth.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.

"Who invented haunted houses?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Question/Who_...)
    Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
    Posted by Socky on 19 Nov 2009.

In bookshop:
Customer:"I'm trying to find the complete works of Karl Marx"
Person working in shop: "Who is it by?"
    Posted by RvA on 23 Dec 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
J.K. Rowling. Everything's done by her.
    Posted by Tiger on 23 May 2010.

Found on a Parisian gravestone: "Andre Notin 1949-"
    Posted by Ghost on 20 Jul 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"The 32-year-old was found dead in a delivery area behind the Oxfordshire Golf Club, near Thame, where he worked. He had been decapitated.

Police were called the the club at 3pm, but Mr. XXX [the victim] had died before paramedics reached him." (Cambridge Evening News)
    Posted by JT on 27 Aug 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink

"What year was the stone age?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
It wasn't a year, it was a decade! You idiot!
    Posted by Socky on 20 Jan 2010.

American tourist visiting the British countryside: "Where are all the hobbits?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Dwelling in their holes, of course.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
"New Zealand."
    Posted by David Gerard on 20 Oct 2009.