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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
    Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009. + (12) - (0) Permalink
Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
God, that's funny.
    Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
Epic... Simply Epic.
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
At least he's not referring to poachers...
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.

Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
    Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009. + (12) - (0) Permalink
Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"A vet report advised that the stomach would be a completely unsuitable place for a goldfish"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Apr 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

Colleague to me (I am dressed in a long dress as Ophelia): Nice! Where's your unicorn?
Me: ...
Colleague: You're the naked lady, aren't you? Lady Godiva?
    Posted by poppy on 9 Mar 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
A dinosaur?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
Synthetic meat?
    Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
Loch Ness Monster?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.

"I'm not fantasizing. I just want to do it."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Apr 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Breastmilk, people. That is literally all a child needs for the first 6-12 years of life."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 May 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Of course, the evil medical establishment recommends weaning them onto solid food a little earlier than that, but what do they know?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 May 2014.

Me: "Can I get a <meal> and a <drink>, please?"

Barmaid: "Yes, of course"

Next customer: "Are you doing food?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Nov 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink

High time for US to invade UK?
three reasons

!>1. They fought us in civil war<!
2. they think they know better english than us
3. british girls think they are smarter in P/O/R/N

    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 3 Apr 2010. + (7) - (1) Permalink

"What's up with beards? How can I get one?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Feb 2014. + (1) - (0) Permalink