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"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
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One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
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Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.
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"Most genes in the genome are inherited from either father or mother"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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"Most"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
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Don't forget the genes from Uncle Carl.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Oct 2010.
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And Aunt Creepy.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.
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Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
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Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010.
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I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Where does Fraisier Crane practice now...?
Hi I'm having some very personal issues with my family and friends and I loose it in the street and scream at the shopkeep, kick my cats etc...I saw his television programme he seemed very intelligent and cultured. Does anyone know where he works now etc?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 29 Jan 2010.
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For the uninitiated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frasier
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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The Pope's, like, Prince Charles' helper, isn't he?
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Posted by JT on 18 Aug 2009.
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"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009.
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Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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On the side of the Tower.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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While looking at the night sky...
Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."
His friend: "What does it look like?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010.
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"Who'd pay five quid for that? It's broken!" - Entirely serious member of the public looking at a 30cm tall reproduction of the Venus de Milo that I was selling on a market stall.
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(From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de...)
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Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010.
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Now that you mention it - Why is she missing her arms? Did some psychopathic maniac cut them off?
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Posted by Socky on 18 Mar 2010.
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She was a compulsive nail-biter.
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Posted by JT on 19 Mar 2010.
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