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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014.
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"Do ducks have wings?"
    Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink

Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
    Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009. + (12) - (0) Permalink
Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"Police in Manchester have found what are believed to be parts for the first 3D gun ever discovered in Britain." (BBC News)
    Posted by JT on 20 Jan 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Fortunately, it can only fire 2D bullets.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014.

"Stop fondling imaginary doughboobs, it's kinda pervy"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Apr 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink
From Poppy, whose computer is out of action after drinking a bit too much cider the other day.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Apr 2013.

"Why don't you come to our Thursday night class?"

"When is it?"

"On Thursdays."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Dec 2012. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"We're mad because we've [...] defended a lot of tyrants and still gas prices go up."
    (From http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-ca...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2011. + (2) - (0) Permalink
This has become one of my all-time favourites.
    Posted by JT on 13 May 2011.

News headline: "Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says"
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Might be something to do with the remains of the bomb we found in the engine. Just a thought.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
The plane failed to fly right in the crash.
    Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
Call me wild, but I think they might have gotten the crash procedure correct. It was just the landing that needed some work.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
I thought sensible was already a word.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
Who... sell you!
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"Less than half of schools are performing worse than average." (Michael Gove, British Secretary of State for Education, who presumably went to one of those schools. Another minister asked Gove if he thought it was possible for more than half of schools to perform better than average; Gove replied that it was, if the schools performing worse than average "improved continually.")
    Posted by JT on 3 Feb 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Most people have more than the average number of legs. (What do you mean by "average"?)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Feb 2014.

"Suddenly I was in Zagreb and then I realised I wasn't in Belgium."
    (From http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Jan 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink
I might start to suspect the same thing, if I found myself in Zagreb.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Jan 2013.