Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
page for more quotes.
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"That thing you just described... how can I describe it...?"
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Posted by mike on 11 Feb 2010.
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Friggin' ineffable, man...
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Posted by Necropaxx on 11 Feb 2010.
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"Have you seen silverfish? They're actual fish that live in houses and eat books..." (Silverfish, for those unfamiliar with them - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish)
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Posted by LucyT on 25 Jan 2010.
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Seahorses are actual horses, too, you know.
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Posted by mike on 20 Feb 2010.
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
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Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009.
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Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
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Posted by mike on 21 Aug 2009.
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Ya think?
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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A dinosaur?
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Posted by mike on 27 Oct 2009.
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Synthetic meat?
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Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
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Loch Ness Monster?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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"Black people are such fast runners because they have an extra bone in their foot..." (Contributed by DJ Ohmygod)
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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That's Racist!
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"Do black people slow down with age when they get old? Or does this only happen to white people?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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And how do Mexicans fit into all this?!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 3 Mar 2010.
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"I've always been famous, it's just that nobody knew about it until recently." - some minor celebrity
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Posted by mike on 12 Aug 2009.
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I thought I'd better edit this one. I'm fairly sure it wasn't P***s H****n, and I've just added a rule against posting personally identifiable information.
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Posted by mike on 14 Aug 2009.
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Turns out it was L**y G**a. "And I’ve always been famous, you just didn’t know it yet."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/mu...
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Posted by mike on 7 Mar 2010.
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Dude #1: Terrorists did 911! We should go and kill all the terrorists!
Dude #2: Dude, 911 was done with explosives. Just watch the videos. The towers drop in a perfect sequence.
Dude #1: You're lying! You're one of them traitors sticking up for the terrorists!
Dude #2: Whatever, dude.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
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Crazy assertions and where they come from.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
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Isn't 911 done with a phone?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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No! That's what they're trying to make you believe!
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Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
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News headline: "Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout" (http://www.thelocal.se/616/20041111/)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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I love this one :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Me too! :)
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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That's superb! I can't quite make up my mind whether it was translated automatically, or whether their English-speaking staff were just having a laugh.
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Posted by mike on 3 Jan 2010.
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So the beaver caused the power outage. Knaw Really?
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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