Who Invented Foxes?
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

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"How wide is 13mm?"
    Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
    Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010. + (8) - (0) Permalink
Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
    Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
    Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
    Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
Is it realistically textured?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
    Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"Your dad's called Richard too...? Was he named after you...?"
    Posted by JT on 24 Aug 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink

Jamie Oliver, TV chef, standing in a desert Navajo reservation somewhere in the American West: "This ain't Britain. This is not Britain..."
    Posted by JT on 9 Oct 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Where did you think it was? Navajo? PFFT AHAHAHA
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.

"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (4) - (1) Permalink
Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
The second coming is nigh.
    Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
    Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink

British radio presenter: "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives..."
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
    Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009. + (13) - (1) Permalink
Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Since the rain started first, I expect not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
I couldn't agree more.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.