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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
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Police officer, raiding house occupied by five suspected illegal immigrants from India, to suspected illegal immigrant and speaking very slowly and using exaggerated mannerisms in case they can't speak English: "Do... you... have... a... passport...?"
Immigrant: "Yes."
Officer: "What... about... these... guys...?"
Immigrant: "I don't know about these guys, sorry."
Officer: "Can... you... ask... them...?"
Immigrant: "Do you guys have passports?"
Other immigrants: "Yes we do."
Officer: "I... will... need... to... see... your... passports... where... are... they...?"
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Posted by JT on 25 Jun 2010.
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So this copper sees a van doing 60mph in a 50 limit, so he pulls it over, and says to the Indian guy behind the wheel, "Sorry mate, the limit's 50 here." The Indian guy leans over the back and says "I'm afraid 5 of you are going to have to get out" :)
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Posted by mike on 26 Jun 2010.
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"Some video games only have one player character, others, especially two player games have two"
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Posted by mike on 17 Jul 2010.
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From Wikipedia, fount of all wisdom that it is.
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Posted by mike on 17 Jul 2010.
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A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.
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Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
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Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.
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Posted by mike on 1 Jan 2010.
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I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
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Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009.
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Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
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Posted by mike on 26 Oct 2009.
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God, that's funny.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Epic... Simply Epic.
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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At least he's not referring to poachers...
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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Headline: "Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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That one's great too :)
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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"What Day I Will Combine My Hamster To Her Father?" (Blurtit.com)
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Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2009.
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International Mesocricetine(?) Incest Day is on 12th August, I believe.
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Posted by mike on 22 Oct 2009.
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A date both noted in my diary and eagerly anticipated every year.
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Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2009.
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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by mike on 28 Jul 2010.
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Advert: "Dell Studio 17 Laptops are available in a range of different colours to suit the whole family..."
Small print: "Dell Studio 17 Laptop available in red or blue only."
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Posted by JT on 12 Dec 2009.
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You can have any colour you like, as long as it's red. Or blue.
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Posted by mike on 12 Dec 2009.
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