Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009.
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Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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"If telepathy doesn't exist how do we hear ourselves think?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011.
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"Look at those notices! They're really badly grammared."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jul 2011.
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"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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British radio presenter: "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives..."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
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(From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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I thought sensible was already a word.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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Who... sell you!
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
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Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009.
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Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Aug 2009.
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Ya think?
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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I don't *quite* believe that.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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