Who Invented Foxes?
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.


Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
    Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.

"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink

We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Since the rain started first, I expect not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.

Actor commenting on Jurassic Park: "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin."
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.

A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.
    Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010.
I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

Street-sweeper, seeing a big lump of meat lying on next to the road: "Look at that - a blind person walking along here wouldn't be able to see that. They could fall over it and be injured. A blind person, or a woman."
    Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Many male users of the Internet will be unfamiliar with feminine anatomy, but rest assured that the majority of women do have eyes.
    Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.

Keyboard Error: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
    Posted by MrC on 7 Oct 2009. + (9) - (1) Permalink
Yeah, I've seen this one :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Oct 2009.
Actually, that does make sense, now that I think about it.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 2 Dec 2009.
That or: "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue." I got it once.
    Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.

"Who'd pay five quid for that? It's broken!" - Entirely serious member of the public looking at a 30cm tall reproduction of the Venus de Milo that I was selling on a market stall.
    (From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_de...)
    Posted by JT on 18 Mar 2010. + (5) - (2) Permalink
Now that you mention it - Why is she missing her arms? Did some psychopathic maniac cut them off?
    Posted by Socky on 18 Mar 2010.
She was a compulsive nail-biter.
    Posted by JT on 19 Mar 2010.

My sister is 2 and she's already humping things!?!? Does that mean that she's destinied for whoredom?!?!
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Moosh on 10 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
I think the responses are as funny as the questions: "Toddlers masturbate for the same reason that older children do: It feels good!" and "She may be just as curious about her genitals as she is about her fingers, toes, and belly button — and if she's recently switched from diapers to underpants, she may be able to get to them for the first time."
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.