Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"How wide is 13mm?"
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Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009.
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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Your dad's called Richard too...? Was he named after you...?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Aug 2011.
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Jamie Oliver, TV chef, standing in a desert Navajo reservation somewhere in the American West: "This ain't Britain. This is not Britain..."
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Posted by JT on 9 Oct 2009.
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Where did you think it was? Navajo? PFFT AHAHAHA
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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The second coming is nigh.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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British radio presenter: "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives..."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
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Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009.
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Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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Since the rain started first, I expect not.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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