Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.


"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." (Professional footballer on his recent transfer)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
I have a vague feeling I know who said this.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.

"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.

"Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?" (Tourist to tour guide)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink

American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.

We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Since the rain started first, I expect not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.

"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
    Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010. + (9) - (0) Permalink
Can we find out this guy's email address?

Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.

"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink

Keyboard Error: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
    Posted by MrC on 7 Oct 2009. + (9) - (1) Permalink
Yeah, I've seen this one :)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Oct 2009.
Actually, that does make sense, now that I think about it.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 2 Dec 2009.
That or: "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue." I got it once.
    Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.

Passenger to flight attendant: "So what kind of animal is a UHT?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"Why are the ghosts in Pacman evil?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the...)
    Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
I'm so gonna get a banhammer from that site for going around answering all the stupid questions with stupid answers...
    Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
I've been trying to do the same - but, remarkably, I keep getting awarded trust points!
    Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.