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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Sep 2014.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
    Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.

"There has never been any trouble [and] there will be less in the future"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Aug 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Police in Manchester have found what are believed to be parts for the first 3D gun ever discovered in Britain." (BBC News)
    Posted by JT on 20 Jan 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Fortunately, it can only fire 2D bullets.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Jan 2014.

"Churchill wasn't really very pro-German, was he?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Aug 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"What's up with beards? How can I get one?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Feb 2014. + (1) - (0) Permalink

"It's Friday the 13th on Thursday!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Dec 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"Since I was a young child I've known I was a genus."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Jul 2013. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"If you're going to write, you should write about something you understand."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Feb 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

News headline: "Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says"
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Might be something to do with the remains of the bomb we found in the engine. Just a thought.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
The plane failed to fly right in the crash.
    Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
Call me wild, but I think they might have gotten the crash procedure correct. It was just the landing that needed some work.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"Is it okay for a Catholic priest to wear socks with scandals?" - another lovely typo!
    Posted by JT on 5 Mar 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Catholic priests and sockpuppet-related scandals. I'm lovin' it!
    Posted by Moosh on 5 Mar 2010.
I think we've got a few of these now. Do we need a "Typos" category?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 Mar 2010.
I suppose we could - they're a worthwhile form of humour in their own right. I originally thought we should avoid simple mistakes as fundamental misunderstandings/blatant stupidity are funnier, but I couldn't resist this one.
    Posted by JT on 6 Mar 2010.
No. They can only have their togas.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.