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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
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"Is my babby too young to sit on Satan's lap? Hes 5 but still in dipers. I dont want to waste the Poloroid if he aint going to sit still. May be I should take him AFTER we go to KFC?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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No idea if the typo is genuine or not. However, I've left the question unedited and the rest of the spelling suggests it just might be.
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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On the side of the Tower.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." (Professional footballer on his recent transfer)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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I have a vague feeling I know who said this.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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It's true that Heroin kills in the short term, but there's been absolutely no research into the long term.
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)
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Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.
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A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.
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Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
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Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010.
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I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Of all the places to want to go to... Canada? Really?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
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Could it be Canada is the Promised Land? Been a lot of conflict in the Middle East over nothing if so.
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Posted by LucyT on 22 Dec 2009.
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British radio presenter: "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives..."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?" (Tourist at the Mesa Verde National Park)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Sorry. No.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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