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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
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Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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The second coming is nigh.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire."
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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We're all gonna die!
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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The weird thing is... he was right!
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
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One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
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Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.
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Street-sweeper, seeing a big lump of meat lying on next to the road: "Look at that - a blind person walking along here wouldn't be able to see that. They could fall over it and be injured. A blind person, or a woman."
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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Many male users of the Internet will be unfamiliar with feminine anatomy, but rest assured that the majority of women do have eyes.
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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"Where does Fraisier Crane practice now...?
Hi I'm having some very personal issues with my family and friends and I loose it in the street and scream at the shopkeep, kick my cats etc...I saw his television programme he seemed very intelligent and cultured. Does anyone know where he works now etc?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 29 Jan 2010.
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For the uninitiated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frasier
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.
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"How wide is 13mm?"
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Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2009.
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