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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 May 2015.
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We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Since the rain started first, I expect not.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.

My sister is 2 and she's already humping things!?!? Does that mean that she's destinied for whoredom?!?!
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Moosh on 10 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
I think the responses are as funny as the questions: "Toddlers masturbate for the same reason that older children do: It feels good!" and "She may be just as curious about her genitals as she is about her fingers, toes, and belly button — and if she's recently switched from diapers to underpants, she may be able to get to them for the first time."
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.

"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.

"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
    Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
imvu
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"Is my babby too young to sit on Satan's lap? Hes 5 but still in dipers. I dont want to waste the Poloroid if he aint going to sit still. May be I should take him AFTER we go to KFC?"
    Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009. + (5) - (2) Permalink
No idea if the typo is genuine or not. However, I've left the question unedited and the rest of the spelling suggests it just might be.
    Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.

"How do electrons work in the US?"
    Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
This was asked in a politics forum, so I think it was a typo for "elections..."
    Posted by JT on 8 Feb 2010.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
    Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Aug 2009.
Ya think?
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
I don't *quite* believe that.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"Most genes in the genome are inherited from either father or mother"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
"Most"?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Oct 2010.
Don't forget the genes from Uncle Carl.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Oct 2010.
And Aunt Creepy.
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink