Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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American tourist visiting the British countryside: "Where are all the hobbits?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Dwelling in their holes, of course.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"New Zealand."
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Posted by David Gerard on 20 Oct 2009.
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
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Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009.
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Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Aug 2009.
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Ya think?
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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I don't *quite* believe that.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"I'd rather be street-wise than know the capital of Rome."
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Posted by JT on 9 Oct 2011.
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University of Leicester study proves broken bottles can be used to stab people:
"..broken glass bottles can be used as an effective stabbing weapon and the results of the study have reaffirmed this" said Mr Nolan.
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Posted by poppy on 29 Jul 2011.
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"Once it starts it will move swiftly and the site will be cleared even though it might take six to eight weeks."
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Posted by JT on 19 Sep 2011.
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Swiftly or six to eight weeks...?
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Posted by JT on 19 Sep 2011.
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Compared to ten years of legal wrangling I'd say 6 to 8 weeks is fairly swift!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Sep 2011.
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Q. Why isn't October the 8th month of the year?
A. Because they added June and July when they figured out there was approx 12 months in a year.
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Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2011.
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"SYDNEY BROTHELS LINKED TO SEX TRADE" (Headline)
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Posted by JT on 17 Oct 2011.
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"Shortly before the hearing began, four armed officers dressed in black stood in each corner of the court. Stapleton, who was handcuffed, was then brought into the dock and asked for his name.
He replied: "Psycho. Psycho Stapleton."
(Part 1 in a new WIF series, "How to really fuck yourself over in court)
(http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan...)
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2012.
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Look at those notices! They're really badly grammared."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jul 2011.
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