Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009.
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Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.
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Keyboard Error: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
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Posted by MrC on 7 Oct 2009.
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Yeah, I've seen this one :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Oct 2009.
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Actually, that does make sense, now that I think about it.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 2 Dec 2009.
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That or: "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue." I got it once.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.
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Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
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Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010.
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I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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Passenger to flight attendant: "So what kind of animal is a UHT?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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While looking at the night sky...
Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."
His friend: "What does it look like?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010.
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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Your dad's called Richard too...? Was he named after you...?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Aug 2011.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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A classic, but still a good one.
"Politics" category? Or is it too similar to "People"?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
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Was thinking the same - it'll be a handy place to shovel all the billions of Bushisms we're going to get before long, too.
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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