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Posted by mike on 10 Jan 2010.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

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My sister is 2 and she's already humping things!?!? Does that mean that she's destinied for whoredom?!?!
(http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Moosh on 10 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
I think the responses are as funny as the questions: "Toddlers masturbate for the same reason that older children do: It feels good!" and "She may be just as curious about her genitals as she is about her fingers, toes, and belly button — and if she's recently switched from diapers to underpants, she may be able to get to them for the first time."
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.

"What Bible quotes should I get tattooed on my newborn daughter?" (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 21 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Leviticus 19:28 springs to mind. :-)
    Posted by JT on 21 Jan 2010.
I am the LORD.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.

Job advert found online: "English tutors/teachers. You made be a retired teacher looking for some extra work, You may have a permanent job and looking to earn a extra income or a teacher looking for some extra work during the holidays. You will be required to teach: Small groups of children no more than 5 English for sessions of 80Minute's."

It's not the kids that need teaching!
    Posted by JT on 13 Jan 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
as u can c there is lot's of work 4 englsh teachrz 2 do in the mdrn wrld.
    Posted by mike on 13 Jan 2010.

"Do black people slow down with age when they get old? Or does this only happen to white people?"
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"What is the difference between spoken language and sign language?"
    Posted by LucyT on 11 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink

"Why Do Owls Catch Several Mice?" (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_Do_Owls...)
    Posted by LucyT on 11 Jan 2010. + (3) - (2) Permalink
Because if they caught only one mouse, there'd be too many mice left.
    Posted by Socky on 22 Jan 2010.

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
    Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink

"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"
    Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)
    Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.

During a GCSE Chemistry lesson, Teacher: "Oh! Natasha has just had a eureka moment! Everyone listen." Girl: "Uhh.. What's a eureka moment?"
    Posted by Ghost on 27 Nov 2009. + (1) - (2) Permalink
Just to clear things up, Natasha isn't her real name.
    Posted by Ghost on 27 Nov 2009.
What IS a eureka moment?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 28 Nov 2009.
EUREKA MOMENT!
    Posted by Necropaxx on 29 Nov 2009.
Eureka translates approximately to "I have found it!"

Search Archimedes and buoyancy P:
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Dec 2009.

"Who played Sylvester Stallone in the film 'Rambo'?" (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 15 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Michael J. Fox
    Posted by Necropaxx on 19 Jan 2010.