Who Invented Foxes?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 29 Dec 2014.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

"Is it okay to eat candy (M&M's in a plastic bag) after it was accidentally thrown it the trash can?"
"Why would you do that?! That is soo gross who knows what kinda fungi is growing in the trash and you really wanna kill yourself?!?!?"
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.

"You know you're in a posh place when there's no piss on the floor"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 May 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"I am sorry — I am mid-diatribe and do not want to be interrupted."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Nov 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"They'll send you to Guatemala Bay!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Nov 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink

"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (9) - (0) Permalink
I thought sensible was already a word.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
Who... sell you!
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
    Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Aug 2009.
Ya think?
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
I don't *quite* believe that.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"Is linguistics another science of Satan? Linguists suggest that the original human language originated from southern Africa and had a lot of click consonants. This is baloney, since the original language of mankind was Hebrew. They also state that languages change over time and create different languages, while it is obvious from the Bible that languages were made different by God, as shown in the construction of Babel."
    Posted by JT on 9 Mar 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink

"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
A dinosaur?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
Synthetic meat?
    Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
Loch Ness Monster?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.

TV illusionist Derren Brown correctly 'predicted' the National Lottery results last week (his prediction was only shown after the numbers were announced, funnily enough).

Though a surprisingly small number of people seem to believe he did it with actual magic, the Great British Public have been busily revealing their stupidity ever since as they try to work out how he pulled off the trick. Best explanation I've heard so far is: "They obviously filmed him doing all the possible combinations beforehand, then showed the right one."
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
This programme was repeated last night - hopefully it'll inspire a new mass outbreak of stupid.
    Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.

"In music it's about the note you start with, and the note you end with. And all the other notes in the middle, in relation to that."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Nov 2014. + (0) - (0) Permalink