Who Invented Foxes?
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.


"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"Where does Fraisier Crane practice now...?
Hi I'm having some very personal issues with my family and friends and I loose it in the street and scream at the shopkeep, kick my cats etc...I saw his television programme he seemed very intelligent and cultured. Does anyone know where he works now etc?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 29 Jan 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
For the uninitiated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frasier
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
A classic, but still a good one.

"Politics" category? Or is it too similar to "People"?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
Was thinking the same - it'll be a handy place to shovel all the billions of Bushisms we're going to get before long, too.
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.

Headline: "12 Remain Dead"
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Haha! I lol'd here!
    Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
I found another: "17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree" :-)
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.

"Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Of all the places to want to go to... Canada? Really?
    Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
Could it be Canada is the Promised Land? Been a lot of conflict in the Middle East over nothing if so.
    Posted by LucyT on 22 Dec 2009.

"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
    Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.

"What is 13 and 7 tenths expressed as a decimal?"
    Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink

"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"
    (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
    Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. + (10) - (0) Permalink
I thought sensible was already a word.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
where i live, 4 eggs and a potato
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
You sell them to.... the Patent Office!
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
Who... sell you!
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
    Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
I couldn't agree more.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." (Professional footballer on his recent transfer)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
I have a vague feeling I know who said this.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.