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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
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Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009.
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Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." (Professional footballer on his recent transfer)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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I have a vague feeling I know who said this.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"I don't think they [firefighters] should get a payrise - it's not as if they do a dangerous job..."
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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The person who said this is employed in a small factory where he spends his days glueing little rubber feet onto the bottom of chair legs so they won't scratch floors. He is almost constantly complaining about the low wages he receives.
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake." (Tourist complaint to travel agency)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Hmm. A "Complaints" category, perhaps?
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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But called what? People will assume "Complaints" is what they need to click if they want to complain about WIF...
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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I think it fits in "Travel" with the other recent submissions.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Sep 2009.
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Fair enough - but I think there might be a place for it in the future, because shop staff and sales assistants have to meet the public face-to-face far more than anyone would choose so we may get several submissions of that type in future.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Jamie Oliver, TV chef, standing in a desert Navajo reservation somewhere in the American West: "This ain't Britain. This is not Britain..."
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Posted by JT on 9 Oct 2009.
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Where did you think it was? Navajo? PFFT AHAHAHA
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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Since the rain started first, I expect not.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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Tourist in Canadian park: "How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Well, it helps that there's a sign there to tell them.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 18 Sep 2009.
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Very considerate towards elk, are the Canadians.
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
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Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009.
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Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
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God, that's funny.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Epic... Simply Epic.
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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At least he's not referring to poachers...
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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