Welcome!
We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the
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"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)
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Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.
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Street-sweeper, seeing a big lump of meat lying on next to the road: "Look at that - a blind person walking along here wouldn't be able to see that. They could fall over it and be injured. A blind person, or a woman."
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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Many male users of the Internet will be unfamiliar with feminine anatomy, but rest assured that the majority of women do have eyes.
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"Why are there chickens on the moon?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the...)
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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I've been asking that same question for a long time.
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Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
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It's the Martian goats that puzzle me most.
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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That would've been funnier if you didn't post the link. The question is in the category for the game "Harvest Moon," which does in fact have chickens.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 31 Jan 2010.
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Ah, I see - I've never heard of Harvest Moon and so had no idea (this is not the first time my unfamiliarity with popular culture has caused me to post something that turns out not be quite a stupid as it at first seemed).
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Posted by JT on 1 Feb 2010.
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Oh, don't worry, it's plenty stupid.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Feb 2010.
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"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?" (Tourist at the Mesa Verde National Park)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Sorry. No.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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