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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever
heard someone say something so overwhelmingly,
mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt
the urge to share it with the whole world?
We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.
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My sister is 2 and she's already humping things!?!? Does that mean that she's destinied for whoredom?!?!
(http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by Moosh on 10 Jan 2010.
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I think the responses are as funny as the questions: "Toddlers masturbate for the same reason that older children do: It feels good!" and "She may be just as curious about her genitals as she is about her fingers, toes, and belly button — and if she's recently switched from diapers to underpants, she may be able to get to them for the first time."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.
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Job advert found online: "English tutors/teachers. You made be a retired teacher looking for some extra work, You may have a permanent job and looking to earn a extra income or a teacher looking for some extra work during the holidays. You will be required to teach: Small groups of children no more than 5 English for sessions of 80Minute's."
It's not the kids that need teaching!
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Posted by JT on 13 Jan 2010.
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as u can c there is lot's of work 4 englsh teachrz 2 do in the mdrn wrld.
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Posted by mike on 13 Jan 2010.
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"Do black people slow down with age when they get old? Or does this only happen to white people?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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"What is the difference between spoken language and sign language?"
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Posted by LucyT on 11 Jan 2010.
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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)
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Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.
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During a GCSE Chemistry lesson, Teacher: "Oh! Natasha has just had a eureka moment! Everyone listen." Girl: "Uhh.. What's a eureka moment?"
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Posted by Ghost on 27 Nov 2009.
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Just to clear things up, Natasha isn't her real name.
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Posted by Ghost on 27 Nov 2009.
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What IS a eureka moment?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 28 Nov 2009.
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EUREKA MOMENT!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 29 Nov 2009.
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Eureka translates approximately to "I have found it!"
Search Archimedes and buoyancy P:
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Posted by Ghost on 3 Dec 2009.
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