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Posted by mike on 10 Jan 2010.
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

Here's a random selection of what we have to offer. Reload the page for more quotes.

"That thing you just described... how can I describe it...?"
    Posted by mike on 11 Feb 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Friggin' ineffable, man...
    Posted by Necropaxx on 11 Feb 2010.

"Have you seen silverfish? They're actual fish that live in houses and eat books..." (Silverfish, for those unfamiliar with them - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish)
    Posted by LucyT on 25 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Seahorses are actual horses, too, you know.
    Posted by mike on 20 Feb 2010.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
    Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009. + (8) - (0) Permalink
Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
    Posted by mike on 21 Aug 2009.
Ya think?
    Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.

"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
A dinosaur?
    Posted by mike on 27 Oct 2009.
Synthetic meat?
    Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
Loch Ness Monster?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.

"Black people are such fast runners because they have an extra bone in their foot..." (Contributed by DJ Ohmygod)
    Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
That's Racist!
    Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.

"is this for real???" (comment by an IP on an UnNews talkpage: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Un...)
    Posted by Socky on 5 Feb 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
One of the better UnNewses I chanced upon...
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Feb 2010.

"Do black people slow down with age when they get old? Or does this only happen to white people?"
    Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
And how do Mexicans fit into all this?!
    Posted by Necropaxx on 3 Mar 2010.

"I've always been famous, it's just that nobody knew about it until recently." - some minor celebrity
    Posted by mike on 12 Aug 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
I thought I'd better edit this one. I'm fairly sure it wasn't P***s H****n, and I've just added a rule against posting personally identifiable information.
    Posted by mike on 14 Aug 2009.
Turns out it was L**y G**a. "And I’ve always been famous, you just didn’t know it yet."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/mu...
    Posted by mike on 7 Mar 2010.

Dude #1: Terrorists did 911! We should go and kill all the terrorists!

Dude #2: Dude, 911 was done with explosives. Just watch the videos. The towers drop in a perfect sequence.

Dude #1: You're lying! You're one of them traitors sticking up for the terrorists!

Dude #2: Whatever, dude.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009. + (7) - (1) Permalink
Crazy assertions and where they come from.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
Isn't 911 done with a phone?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
No! That's what they're trying to make you believe!
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.

News headline: "Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout" (http://www.thelocal.se/616/20041111/)
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
I love this one :-)
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
Me too! :)
    Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
That's superb! I can't quite make up my mind whether it was translated automatically, or whether their English-speaking staff were just having a laugh.
    Posted by mike on 3 Jan 2010.
So the beaver caused the power outage. Knaw Really?
    Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.