Who Invented Foxes?
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We can all say stupid things at times. But have you ever heard someone say something so overwhelmingly, mind-numbingly, face-palmingly stupid that you felt the urge to share it with the whole world? We have. That's why we invented WhoInventedFoxes.com.

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"Can you get on a high from soy milk?"
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (1) Permalink
That could explain why it is that so many vegans talk utter nonsense, I suppose.
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.

"Who wrote Tolstoy's War and Peace?"
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Was it Dostoevsky?
    Posted by Socky on 3 Jan 2010.
Nah I'm pretty sure it was Austen. Great war writer, was Austen.
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010.

"If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian is it still called stand-up comedy?"
    Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink

Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
    Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009. + (12) - (1) Permalink
Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

Genuine answer given in exam: "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Unlike other primates, human bodies do not have consonants.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
He forgot the Elvis.
    Posted by Moosh on 20 Dec 2009.

"If you're going to act spontaneously, at least plan it in advance."
    Posted by JT on 6 Oct 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
If you fail to plan, you plan to fail....
    Posted by Mhaille on 27 Oct 2009.

News headline: "Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says"
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Might be something to do with the remains of the bomb we found in the engine. Just a thought.
    Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
The plane failed to fly right in the crash.
    Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
Call me wild, but I think they might have gotten the crash procedure correct. It was just the landing that needed some work.
    Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire."
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
We're all gonna die!
    Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.

"How many times does the number 1 go into 100?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. + (5) - (1) Permalink
    Posted by Socky on 14 Jan 2010.
The number 1 goes into a bar. The barman says, "Oi! Get out. You're under 18."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Jan 2010.
Only 18 in a bar. Wow, where do you live, Puerto Rico?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.
Does that surprise you? Where do you live, America?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Jan 2010.

Genuine advert in the dating section of my local paper: "One-legged transexual seeks same."
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Transsexuals are losing their legs now? What strange creatures are they changing into?
    Posted by Socky on 7 Dec 2009.
'Cmon, does everything have to come from Failblog? Where did the originality go?
    Posted by Tiger on 9 Dec 2009.