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"Does that mean you're into witchcraft?" ([Name omitted], pointing at Star of David on a menorah.)
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Posted by JT on 13 Feb 2010.
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YES.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Feb 2010.
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I get that question a lot, too, just because I have an inverted pentagram tattoo'd on my forehead. Idiots.
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Posted by Moosh on 23 Feb 2010.
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That reminds me of somebody who lived int he town I grew up in, who had been a skinhead and into white supremacist politics during the 1970s and had a swastika and National Front symbol tattooed on his head. He later saw the error of his ways and grew his hair to cover the tats. Then, ten years later, he went bald.
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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"What are some good things to do with my vagina?"
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Posted by JT on 28 Feb 2010.
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"I've always been famous, it's just that nobody knew about it until recently." - some minor celebrity
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Posted by mike on 12 Aug 2009.
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I thought I'd better edit this one. I'm fairly sure it wasn't P***s H****n, and I've just added a rule against posting personally identifiable information.
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Posted by mike on 14 Aug 2009.
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Turns out it was L**y G**a. "And I’ve always been famous, you just didn’t know it yet."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/mu...
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Posted by mike on 7 Mar 2010.
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"Do black people slow down with age when they get old? Or does this only happen to white people?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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And how do Mexicans fit into all this?!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 3 Mar 2010.
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"...A weakness we've seen since 9-11 -- airplanes can fly into buildings..."
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Posted by mike on 24 Feb 2010.
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Street-sweeper, seeing a big lump of meat lying on next to the road: "Look at that - a blind person walking along here wouldn't be able to see that. They could fall over it and be injured. A blind person, or a woman."
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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Many male users of the Internet will be unfamiliar with feminine anatomy, but rest assured that the majority of women do have eyes.
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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"You're a f*cking Jew - and so is your mother!" (Somewhat dim antisemite)
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Posted by JT on 21 Feb 2010.
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My mother's a buddhist.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Feb 2010.
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"Facebook is destroying all physical interaction."
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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What, all of it? Every last bit?
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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Ooh, Facebook is Eevill!
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Posted by Moosh on 25 Feb 2010.
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(while watching a music video on YouTube) Man, I wish I had eyes that were cameras and could record things.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 21 Feb 2010.
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What's weird about that? I wish that all the time.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Feb 2010.
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Damn you stole my idea.
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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Call centre employee: "Are you Mrs. or Miss?"
Female customer: "I'm Ms."
Employee: "What? What's that?"
Customer: "It's a title that doesn't reveal my married status, as whether or not I'm married is nobody else's business."
Employee: "Oh, that's a good idea - they should have something like that for men."
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Posted by JT on 4 Feb 2010.
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When I was little I thought "Miss" meant single, "Mrs" meant married, and "Ms" meant divorced.
Of course, in practice I wasn't too far wrong.
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Posted by mike on 4 Feb 2010.
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A lot of people think that!
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Posted by JT on 5 Feb 2010.
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To be honest, I don't have the faintest clue how I'm supposed to pronounce all that. Well, except Miss, that one's kinda obvious.
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Posted by Socky on 8 Feb 2010.
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