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Those that don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it, or alternatively, to make all sorts of nonsensical comments about it which are guaranteed to provide the rest of the world with endless amusement. If you come across any such comments, let the world know by posting them in this category.
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Answer given in History exam: "The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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http://www.wilsoncenter.org/index.cfm... More similar answers.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Of all the places to want to go to... Canada? Really?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
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Could it be Canada is the Promised Land? Been a lot of conflict in the Middle East over nothing if so.
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Posted by LucyT on 22 Dec 2009.
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"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?" (Tourist at the Mesa Verde National Park)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Sorry. No.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Why on Earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path to Heathrow?" (Tourist - almost certainly American - to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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American tourist at Stonehenge: "Why did they put the rocks so close to the freeway?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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So people wouldn't have to walk all the way from the parking lot. What are you? Stupid?
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Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009.
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"Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"Did stone exist in 1066?"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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No. Back then all we had was titanium.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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