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Q. Why isn't October the 8th month of the year?
A. Because they added June and July when they figured out there was approx 12 months in a year.
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Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2011.
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"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."
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Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009.
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Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009.
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God, that's funny.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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Epic... Simply Epic.
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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At least he's not referring to poachers...
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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Why do gophers fart out boogers?
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Posted by Lollipop on 11 Jun 2011.
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I'm wondering why they do,I saw one fart them out.
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Posted by Lollipop on 17 Jun 2011.
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"my seven months old kitten only eat meat and cream she is very weak what shuld i do so that she start eating bread"
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Posted by JT on 22 May 2011.
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Take her back to the shop and get a dog instead?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 May 2011.
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"How long is it until you can be fairly confident that your tropical fish won't die?"
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Posted by JT on 14 Feb 2011.
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Well, I heard that if it's still alive after a year then it has achieved immortality. and will NEVER die.
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Posted by JT on 14 Feb 2011.
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Reminds me of a poster common in British maternity hospitals in the early 80s which said "THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF LIFE ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS." Most examples had the words "THE LAST FIVE CAN BE FAIRLY DICEY, TOO" added to them within minutes.
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Posted by JT on 14 Feb 2011.
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"If telepathy doesn't exist how do we hear ourselves think?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011.
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