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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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While looking at the night sky...
Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."
His friend: "What does it look like?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010.
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"If telepathy doesn't exist how do we hear ourselves think?"
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Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011.
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We've had a lot of rain in the summer for the last few years. Do you think it's got anything to do with the cloud of ash?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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Since the rain started first, I expect not.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 May 2010.
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"Ferret Kits For Sale"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jul 2010.
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Do they come with paint and glue? (Contributed by my father.)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jul 2010.
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I remember when ferrets first came out. Not only did you have to get them in kit form and build them yourself, you had to type in all the software too.
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Posted by JT on 2 Jul 2010.
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"What type of hamster is my Syrian hamster?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Feb 2010.
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Well it's certainly not Syrian, I can tell you that.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 21 Feb 2010.
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Could be a Lebanese one - these foreign rodents all look the same to me. Come over 'ere eatin' our sunflower seeds - send 'em back to the petshop they came from, that's what I say.
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Posted by JT on 21 Feb 2010.
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"Which is the best planet for people to live on?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Uranus! Duhhhhh.
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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Why do gophers fart out boogers?
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Posted by Lollipop on 11 Jun 2011.
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I'm wondering why they do,I saw one fart them out.
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Posted by Lollipop on 17 Jun 2011.
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"Lions, famous for being the biggest carnivores in the Animal Kingdom..." (TV presenter who has obviously never heard of sperm whales, orcas, various species of shark, several types of crocodile, assorted dolphins and tigers)
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Posted by JT on 27 Feb 2010.
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Also, bears.
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Posted by Socky on 3 Mar 2010.
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Damn - I always forget about bears. That's likely to prove fatal one of these days.
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Posted by JT on 3 Mar 2010.
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