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It must be hard work being a commentator, describing and analysing the match live, and always trying to keep talking. It's no wonder they can occasionally come out with some real howlers! Their pearls of sporting wisdom are reproduced here for all to see.
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"How can a heart attack affect sports performance?"
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Posted by JT on 11 May 2011.
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"Black people are such fast runners because they have an extra bone in their foot..." (Contributed by DJ Ohmygod)
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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That's Racist!
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"At the finish, it was all over."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Was it? Was it REALLY?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Jan 2010.
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"If that had gone in the net it would have been a goal! But it didn't..." (football commentator)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Sep 2009.
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Commentators are DEFINITELY going to be providing us with a lot of material!
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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News headline: "Grandmother of eight makes hole in one"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"can i still go horse riding if i have braces ????? I have only been riding for a couple of months and i luv it loadz, bt im getting braces in a couple of days. i was just wondering if they will affect my riding"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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As long as the horse isn't magnetic.
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Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010.
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I'm a cowboy / on a steel horse I ride / I'm wanted (wanted) / dead.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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"Is Hip Hop a Sport or a Culture?"
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Sport: "an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition; the occupation of athletes who compete for pay ." It's not that...
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Physical exertion eh?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Answering to 'What Olympics do you like better, Winter or Summer?':
"I love both I watch them every year!!!"
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Posted by Tiger on 9 Nov 2009.
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So he watches reruns. Nothing wrong with that.
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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You ruin everything! YOU... YOU... YOU RUINER!
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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"Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running."
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Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009.
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