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"What is the best cleaning product for getting semen out of my cat's fur?" (Yahoo Answers)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Lick it off, sucker.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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I would have thought sandblasting would be quite effective, but if this doesn't shift it, try hydrofluoric acid.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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Or hydrochloric acid.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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"There's a lump in my scrotum?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Bollocks.
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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What's with the question mark. If you really want to know, go check.
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Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009.
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It must be an example of American Rising Intonation?
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Posted by JT on 5 Nov 2009.
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There's a lump in my scrotum, dear doctor, dear doctor,
There's a lump in my scrotum, dear doctor, a lump!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 Nov 2009.
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its a web camera that feeds mamooshahasscrotum.org
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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lol@injoke :-)
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Posted by JT on 9 Nov 2009.
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JT, are you Uncyc's RabbiTechno? If so, Hi!
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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Indeed, 'tis I. Welcome to WIF - now go and tell loads of other people to have a look too!
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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Yes, that's what I said! Listen to me properly from now on!!
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"Are lions really afraid of kitchen chairs?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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And they're even more afraid of living room chairs!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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"A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas . I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Glad to be of service.
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Posted by Ghost on 3 Dec 2009.
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"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009.
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imvu
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"What is 58.25?" (note: no further context...)
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Half of 116.5, which is half of 233, which is half of 466, which is half of 932, which is half of 1864, which was the year the first submarine sinks an enemy vessel. Coincidence?
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Posted by Socky on 30 Nov 2009.
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INDIAN STYLE Chinese vegetable fried rice
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Posted by JT on 28 Oct 2011.
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Sign at ice skating rink: "Please note our hot chocolate is hot."
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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This reminds me of one I saw at Ipswich railway station: "Warning: this heater gets hot"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Dec 2009.
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