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"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009.
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"Which is the best planet for people to live on?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Uranus! Duhhhhh.
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"How many hairs does it take to be a monster?"
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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0, damn hairless monsters!
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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News headline: "Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout" (http://www.thelocal.se/616/20041111/)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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I love this one :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Me too! :)
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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That's superb! I can't quite make up my mind whether it was translated automatically, or whether their English-speaking staff were just having a laugh.
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Posted by mike on 3 Jan 2010.
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So the beaver caused the power outage. Knaw Really?
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"What is 58.25?" (note: no further context...)
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Half of 116.5, which is half of 233, which is half of 466, which is half of 932, which is half of 1864, which was the year the first submarine sinks an enemy vessel. Coincidence?
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Posted by Socky on 30 Nov 2009.
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"That thing you just described... how can I describe it...?"
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Posted by mike on 11 Feb 2010.
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Friggin' ineffable, man...
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Posted by Necropaxx on 11 Feb 2010.
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"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?" (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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At The Supermarket Checkout- I Have About 20 Items, Checkout Person Says- Do You Need A Bag? Me-No I Will Squeeze All My Shopping Into My Pockets And Carry The Rest! Why Why Why?
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Posted by fred on 29 Jan 2010.
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Fail. You didn't say "Here's your sign"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 30 Jan 2010.
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"Can a hypnotist steal memories?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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