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Ghost - Public Profile

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Here's the best of what Ghost has contributed:
"How can i find out if i am a witch or not?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Ghost on 17 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Attempt to drown yourself. If you live, you're a witch. If you die, you've rid the world of an idiot, and it thanks you.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 17 Jan 2010.
History teacher to student, "So where did the Plains Indians live?" Student, "Uhh.. In a big field?"
    Posted by Ghost on 14 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
History teacher to student, "Mormon men could have six wives. Do you think there was a reason why it was six?" Student, "Well, he needs one for each day of the week and on the seventh day he rests!"
    Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
...And he saw that it was good.
    Posted by Moosh on 27 Dec 2009.
Aw, yeah.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
"Who wrote Tolstoy's War and Peace?"
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Was it Dostoevsky?
    Posted by Socky on 3 Jan 2010.
Nah I'm pretty sure it was Austen. Great war writer, was Austen.
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010.
Exam answer, "Some people don't look up until they are flat on their backs.
This quote means some people can't look up because something has happened to their necks so they can't look up. For example, if a person gets kicked in the head by a kung fu midget, they will not be able to look up."
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
"What type of thermometer can measure hot and cold water temperatures?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Found on a Parisian gravestone: "Andre Notin 1949-"
    Posted by Ghost on 20 Jul 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
Did you know that if you're deaf you should listen to an audio book??
    Posted by Ghost on 26 Oct 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I was temporarily blind so I played 'spot the difference' once.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
From the English translation of the Hellsing manga, "...A...corpse? Is he.. Dead?!"
    Posted by Ghost on 19 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Nah. He's just resting!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Dec 2009.
"Jenny, can girls shit?"
    Posted by Ghost on 24 Oct 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
I don't know. I'll have to give it a go and come back to you on that one.
    Posted by Ghost on 24 Oct 2009.
From Windows Live: "Why you're still fat" underneath "Britain's best chippies"
    Posted by Ghost on 6 Jul 2010. + (2) - (0) Permalink
From the great wealth of knowledge that is Yahoo Answers, "Do you ever wonder if animals masturbate?"
    Posted by Ghost on 20 Oct 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Wonder? I know damn well they masturbate. ;)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 20 Oct 2009.
"I hate London. Its boring. Nothing ever happens there."
    Posted by Ghost on 19 Dec 2009. + (3) - (2) Permalink
Ah sugar I forgot to add this.

Source: 16 year-old boy
    Posted by Ghost on 22 Dec 2009.
Ah, now THAT makes it stupid. I must have been mistaken with my regular excursions to London when I was 16 - it seemed that every weekend there was some club or another I wanted to go to. I must have been mistaken.
    Posted by JT on 23 Dec 2009.
My thoughts exactly!
    Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009.
"Is it legal to buy a gift card with a gift card?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010. + (2) - (1) Permalink
I reported this question for verbal abuse and got it deleted. Muahahahahahahaahaaa!
    Posted by Moosh on 5 Jan 2010.
That's so harsh man.
    Posted by Ghost on 5 Jan 2010.
Was there any particular reason why you felt it was abusive?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Jan 2010.
The asker was a troll, he was calling answerers names. I doubt I was the only one who reported it.
    Posted by Moosh on 7 Jan 2010.
History teacher, "In Egyptian society, which group of people shaved off their hair every week?" Student, "Boyzone!"
    Posted by Ghost on 23 Jan 2010. + (3) - (2) Permalink
Said to my female art teacher, "Is your twin brother identical?"
    Posted by Ghost on 24 Oct 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
A remark about my 0.05 fine liner pen "But how do you colour in with it?"
    Posted by Ghost on 25 Oct 2009. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"What will my baby be like? "DATE OF BIRTH: NOVEMBER 19, 2011 WHERE: CLUB HOW: NATURAL GROW UP TO BE: SINGER WILL HAVE 5 KIDS: 3 BOYS, 3 GIRLS""
    Posted by Ghost on 15 Nov 2009. + (1) - (1) Permalink
Your baby will be quite normal, albiet with a green skin, three eyes and no brain. But these are nothing serious.
    Posted by Moosh on 15 Nov 2009.