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	"Is it true that polar bears dissolve in water? I heard the reason they're endangered is because when the ice melts, they fall into the water and dissolve."     Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009. (13) (0) Permalink Tweet Superb! I'm almost tempted to rewrite the voting system just so I can vote for this quote more than once. ;)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 26 Oct 2009. God, that's funny.     Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009. Epic... Simply Epic.     Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009. At least he's not referring to poachers...     Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009. They dissolve into Polar Kool Aid.     Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.

	Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"     Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009. (13) (1) Permalink Tweet Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.     Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009. Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.     Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

	"My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to? I can't tell you what it is in case you steal it, it's a good sensible word, how much would it be worth?"     (From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)     Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009. (10) (0) Permalink Tweet I thought sensible was already a word.     Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009. where i live, 4 eggs and a potato     Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009. You sell them to.... the Patent Office!     Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010. Who... sell you!     Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.

	"If Stephen Hawking were British, he would be dead" - Investor's Business Daily     Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Aug 2009. (9) (0) Permalink Tweet Of course he would be. If his computerized voice tried to talk with a British accent, it would explode.     Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009. Damn those Brits. No respect for physicists. - I'm from London, btw.     Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.

	Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?     Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009. (9) (0) Permalink Tweet

	A concerned mother writes: "My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid that they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he will get her pregnant."     Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. (9) (0) Permalink Tweet TL - but stick with it. It's a gem.     Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. Conspiracy Theory Mum. Gay is just a myth.     Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010. Really I think an unwanted pregnancy is the last thing you should be worrying about.     Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010. I would like to make love to this woman and give birth to her babies. I'm sure she wouldn't mind, because her husband was also hiding a magazine with naked men, so he's obviously cheating on her with another woman.     Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010. Mom, just back away SLOWLY and put the porn down. His girlfriend will need it when she leaves the closet.     Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.

	"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire."     (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)     Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. (9) (0) Permalink Tweet We're all gonna die!     Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.

	"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"     Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. (9) (0) Permalink Tweet Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)     Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.

	"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."     Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010. (9) (0) Permalink Tweet Can we find out this guy's email address? Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)     Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.

	"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)     Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009. (8) (0) Permalink Tweet Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!     Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Aug 2009. Ya think?     Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009. I don't *quite* believe that.     Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.