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Overheard staff member in bookshop: "This says Pluto's a planet. Should we still be selling it now we know it's a star?"
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Posted by JT on 19 Aug 2009.
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Everybody knows astronomers are just making stuff up.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Yes. Keep it for the little starlings.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"My dentist says I have plaque. This is terrible. It will kill me.? Since he said I have plaque, I have been reading up about bubonic plaque and it is a terrible disease and kills millions of people and just spreads like wildfire."
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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We're all gonna die!
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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"Why did the Pre-Cambrian start?"
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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Genuine answer given in exam: "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Unlike other primates, human bodies do not have consonants.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
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He forgot the Elvis.
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Posted by Moosh on 20 Dec 2009.
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"Did you know that if you swap over the positive and negative on a microwave, it'll freeze food really fast?"
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Posted by JT on 24 Dec 2009.
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"Why does it take a year for earth to orbit the sun?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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"Why is there 4 prongs on a fork but only 3 spaces between them?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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"97% of smokers will die."
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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The other 3% drink from the fountain of youth.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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What is the color of the Red-Tailed Hawks Tail?
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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How many pounds is in a pound?
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Posted by sawblade5 on 2 Apr 2010.
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Heheh, I was going to add this one too!
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Posted by JT on 2 Apr 2010.
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