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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
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Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
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A dinosaur?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
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Synthetic meat?
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Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
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Loch Ness Monster?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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Porcupine?
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Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
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"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
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Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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Sign at ice skating rink: "Please note our hot chocolate is hot."
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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This reminds me of one I saw at Ipswich railway station: "Warning: this heater gets hot"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Dec 2009.
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"Are lions really afraid of kitchen chairs?"
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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And they're even more afraid of living room chairs!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
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Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
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"If a dog wags its tail in a circle does it mean it's gay? My local GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) office didn't seem to know either which surprised me since they seem to have answers for anything that pertains to this life style."
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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I think it's clockwise for a giver and anticlockwise for a receiver.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 29 Nov 2009.
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Very handy information - that's going to save me a lot of unnecessary bites.
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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"[What are] the disadvantages of bombs?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Disadvantag...)
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009.
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Well, if a bomb explodes (they tend to do that) right in front of you, you might get hurt. Not that that's inherently a bad thing or anything.
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Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
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I imagine some people would consider that to be the point.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Jan 2010.
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News headline: "Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout"
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(From http://www.thelocal.se/616/20041111/)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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I love this one :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Me too! :)
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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That's superb! I can't quite make up my mind whether it was translated automatically, or whether their English-speaking staff were just having a laugh.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jan 2010.
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So the beaver caused the power outage. Knaw Really?
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"That thing you just described... how can I describe it...?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Feb 2010.
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Friggin' ineffable, man...
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Posted by Necropaxx on 11 Feb 2010.
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"How many hairs does it take to be a monster?"
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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0, damn hairless monsters!
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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