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"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist if the fish died out hundreds of years ago?"
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
Fish died out...? Then what the hell was that thing I had for my dinner last night?!
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009.
A dinosaur?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
Synthetic meat?
    Posted by Socky on 28 Oct 2009.
Loch Ness Monster?
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
"Why do animals like dinosaurs still exist?" *cough*
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
Porcupine?
    Posted by Lollipop on 2 Jul 2011.
"Do you know any good roleplaying games with dwarfs, elves and milfs?"
    Posted by JT on 9 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
imvu
    Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
"Is Lady Gaga technically an alkali?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Lady_Gag...)
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
If you place a piece of litmus paper on Lady Gaga it will reveal that she has a pH of 5. This means that she is in fact technically an acid.
    Posted by JT on 25 Jan 2010.
"If a dog wags its tail in a circle does it mean it's gay? My local GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) office didn't seem to know either which surprised me since they seem to have answers for anything that pertains to this life style."
    Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
I think it's clockwise for a giver and anticlockwise for a receiver.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 29 Nov 2009.
Very handy information - that's going to save me a lot of unnecessary bites.
    Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
"[What are] the disadvantages of bombs?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Disadvantag...)
    Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Well, if a bomb explodes (they tend to do that) right in front of you, you might get hurt. Not that that's inherently a bad thing or anything.
    Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
I imagine some people would consider that to be the point.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Jan 2010.
"That thing you just described... how can I describe it...?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 11 Feb 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Friggin' ineffable, man...
    Posted by Necropaxx on 11 Feb 2010.
News headline: "Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout"
    (From http://www.thelocal.se/616/20041111/)
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (6) - (1) Permalink
I love this one :-)
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
Me too! :)
    Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
That's superb! I can't quite make up my mind whether it was translated automatically, or whether their English-speaking staff were just having a laugh.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jan 2010.
So the beaver caused the power outage. Knaw Really?
    Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
Sign at ice skating rink: "Please note our hot chocolate is hot."
    Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
This reminds me of one I saw at Ipswich railway station: "Warning: this heater gets hot"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Dec 2009.
"I Can see the future in my dreams does that make me weird?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
What a weird question. Of course not!
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
"Can you get pregnant from a bite?

I have no idea about the scenario that relates to men and womans having ovaries then getting pregnant. The thing i am worried about is a stupid dog, comes and bites me then like next month or a few i get a dog inside my stomach. Same to all other animal bites like a cat, i'll get a cat inside me like a woman does when she has a small baby. Is this true? In my country, because of the animal bites, i heard that we have to take about 14 vaccines or injections on the belly to get rid of the infection or it will form a small implant or whatever overy in the stomach thus a small animal forms and eats you up in the inside, then you die!!. Is this true? Because yesterday i almost got bitten by a stupid dog in a school field, i don't even know who that belongs to. I heard that even mens will get pregnant!!" (sic)
    Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
... (speechless)
    Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
where do you find this stuff, JT? :D
    Posted by Moosh on 12 Nov 2009.
What you should actually be worrying about is a dog biting you in the ass. It'll give you Super Dog AIDS. FOR REALZ!
    Posted by Socky on 12 Nov 2009.
Mike and I have been collecting and swapping examples of human stupidity for years - our ears are highly tuned to hunting them down. This particular example was Wikianswers, I think. :-)
    Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
The moral of the story: If a dog attacks you, make sure you bite it first. That way the dog will get pregnant instead of you. Problem solved!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Nov 2009.
I quite often bite dogs in the street just because they offend me by not being cats. Suppose that explains why so many puppies round here look like me.
    Posted by JT on 13 Nov 2009.
Of course. Where esle could Catwoman have come from?
    Posted by Ghost on 15 Nov 2009.