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"A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas . I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Glad to be of service.
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Posted by Ghost on 3 Dec 2009.
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"How come some people wear abercrombie and stuff but they are not popular? i just dont get it. I dont wear popular stuff and im popular. Other ppl who wear aeropostale and abercrombie r not pops. this might be a stupid question again. Oh yeh u might say u spelled something rong but i noe how to spell it but i type like this for aim. thats y."
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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Behold - the next generation to hold power.
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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I am utterly horrified.
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Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
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If this is what my generation holds, I refuse to partake.
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Posted by ColinAYB on 27 Oct 2009.
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That's pretty normal.. It's been that way here since dawn of time. Ancient Egyptian kids who wore <s>Jaguar Skins™</b> where not always popular. Kids who wore carboard boxen and wooden barrels for clothes were.
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Posted by Moosh on 15 Nov 2009.
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"Can you get pregnant from a bite?
I have no idea about the scenario that relates to men and womans having ovaries then getting pregnant. The thing i am worried about is a stupid dog, comes and bites me then like next month or a few i get a dog inside my stomach. Same to all other animal bites like a cat, i'll get a cat inside me like a woman does when she has a small baby. Is this true? In my country, because of the animal bites, i heard that we have to take about 14 vaccines or injections on the belly to get rid of the infection or it will form a small implant or whatever overy in the stomach thus a small animal forms and eats you up in the inside, then you die!!. Is this true? Because yesterday i almost got bitten by a stupid dog in a school field, i don't even know who that belongs to. I heard that even mens will get pregnant!!" (sic)
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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... (speechless)
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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where do you find this stuff, JT? :D
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Posted by Moosh on 12 Nov 2009.
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What you should actually be worrying about is a dog biting you in the ass. It'll give you Super Dog AIDS. FOR REALZ!
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Posted by Socky on 12 Nov 2009.
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Mike and I have been collecting and swapping examples of human stupidity for years - our ears are highly tuned to hunting them down. This particular example was Wikianswers, I think. :-)
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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The moral of the story: If a dog attacks you, make sure you bite it first. That way the dog will get pregnant instead of you. Problem solved!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Nov 2009.
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I quite often bite dogs in the street just because they offend me by not being cats. Suppose that explains why so many puppies round here look like me.
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Posted by JT on 13 Nov 2009.
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Of course. Where esle could Catwoman have come from?
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Posted by Ghost on 15 Nov 2009.
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"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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It's an exact science.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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"There's a lump in my scrotum?"
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Bollocks.
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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What's with the question mark. If you really want to know, go check.
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Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009.
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It must be an example of American Rising Intonation?
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Posted by JT on 5 Nov 2009.
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There's a lump in my scrotum, dear doctor, dear doctor,
There's a lump in my scrotum, dear doctor, a lump!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 Nov 2009.
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its a web camera that feeds mamooshahasscrotum.org
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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lol@injoke :-)
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Posted by JT on 9 Nov 2009.
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JT, are you Uncyc's RabbiTechno? If so, Hi!
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Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
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Indeed, 'tis I. Welcome to WIF - now go and tell loads of other people to have a look too!
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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Yes, that's what I said! Listen to me properly from now on!!
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"What is 58.25?" (note: no further context...)
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Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
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Half of 116.5, which is half of 233, which is half of 466, which is half of 932, which is half of 1864, which was the year the first submarine sinks an enemy vessel. Coincidence?
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Posted by Socky on 30 Nov 2009.
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"What time of night does the Loch Ness monster surface and who feeds it?" (Tourist to tour guide)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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1 AM usually. We locals give it some fish and some other junk to appease the creature.
It's late tonight. It must've eaten another tourist.
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Posted by Socky on 13 Jan 2010.
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""The disappointment telling the children that the reindeer could not fly was incredible…you must state this clearly in your brochure in future." (UK tourist in Lapland)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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... because (cough, whisper) I didn't know, myself, till we got there"
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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