"Can you get pregnant from a bite?
I have no idea about the scenario that relates to men and womans having ovaries then getting pregnant. The thing i am worried about is a stupid dog, comes and bites me then like next month or a few i get a dog inside my stomach. Same to all other animal bites like a cat, i'll get a cat inside me like a woman does when she has a small baby. Is this true? In my country, because of the animal bites, i heard that we have to take about 14 vaccines or injections on the belly to get rid of the infection or it will form a small implant or whatever overy in the stomach thus a small animal forms and eats you up in the inside, then you die!!. Is this true? Because yesterday i almost got bitten by a stupid dog in a school field, i don't even know who that belongs to. I heard that even mens will get pregnant!!" (sic)
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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... (speechless)
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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where do you find this stuff, JT? :D
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Posted by Moosh on 12 Nov 2009.
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What you should actually be worrying about is a dog biting you in the ass. It'll give you Super Dog AIDS. FOR REALZ!
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Posted by Socky on 12 Nov 2009.
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Mike and I have been collecting and swapping examples of human stupidity for years - our ears are highly tuned to hunting them down. This particular example was Wikianswers, I think. :-)
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Posted by JT on 12 Nov 2009.
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The moral of the story: If a dog attacks you, make sure you bite it first. That way the dog will get pregnant instead of you. Problem solved!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Nov 2009.
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I quite often bite dogs in the street just because they offend me by not being cats. Suppose that explains why so many puppies round here look like me.
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Posted by JT on 13 Nov 2009.
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Of course. Where esle could Catwoman have come from?
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Posted by Ghost on 15 Nov 2009.
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