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High time for US to invade UK?
three reasons
!>1. They fought us in civil war<!
2. they think they know better english than us
3. british girls think they are smarter in P/O/R/N
(http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
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Posted by JT on 3 Apr 2010.
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (US anti-smoking campaign)
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Posted by JT on 20 Aug 2009.
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Not to be prejudiced but I suspect the Americans could be some of our best contributors!
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Posted by mike on 21 Aug 2009.
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Ya think?
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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I don't *quite* believe that.
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Posted by breadbocks on 4 Apr 2010.
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"David Cameron! is he conservative or Tory? I read he is a member of conservative but also see articles where he is Tory? please correct me before election day."
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Posted by JT on 21 Apr 2010.
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Thereby proving my belief that some people should not be allowed to vote due to being too stupid.
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Posted by JT on 21 Apr 2010.
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Are we choosing a prime minister - or a primate?
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Posted by mike on 13 Apr 2010.
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From a well-known newspaper reporting on the coming UK election. Personally, I'd hope our next Prime Minister would be a member of the biological order that contains lemurs, lorises, galagos, tarsiers, monkeys, apes, gorillas and humans.
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Posted by mike on 13 Apr 2010.
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I wouldn't mind a different order altogether, just to lessen Cameron's chances.
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Posted by JT on 14 Apr 2010.
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"Is there a way that we can throw out the whole government and replace it?" (Posted on a Q&A site based in the UK, where there'll be a General Election in a few months' time)
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Posted by JT on 7 Mar 2010.
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Coup d'état anyone?
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Posted by Socky on 7 Mar 2010.
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...yes.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Mar 2010.
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I'll have two if you're offering.
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Posted by JT on 9 Mar 2010.
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"Where will the next successful attack on the US take place?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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America?
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Posted by Balo on 24 Jan 2010.
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Wow. With sources as good as yours, you ought to work for the CIA.
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Posted by JT on 24 Jan 2010.
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"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions" - George W. Bush
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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Dude #1: Terrorists did 911! We should go and kill all the terrorists!
Dude #2: Dude, 911 was done with explosives. Just watch the videos. The towers drop in a perfect sequence.
Dude #1: You're lying! You're one of them traitors sticking up for the terrorists!
Dude #2: Whatever, dude.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
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Crazy assertions and where they come from.
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Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
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Isn't 911 done with a phone?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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No! That's what they're trying to make you believe!
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Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
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"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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The weird thing is... he was right!
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." (George W. Bush)
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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We have a general policy of avoiding Bushisms, because they're just too easy, but this is a classic...
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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