Olipro - Public Profile
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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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"Sherlock Holmes used to drink in this very pub you know!"
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Posted by Olipro on 14 Sep 2009.
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You think Agatha Christie was real too, don't you?
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Robin Hood pissed in these very woods you know?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Winnie the Pooh shat in these ones...
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Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.
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If the Pope s**ts in the woods with no-one there to see him, does it make a smell?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Nov 2009.
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I believe it does, but the smell can only be detected by Cretan barbers who shave themselves.
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Posted by JT on 19 Nov 2009.
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Engineer: "Because the 386 tends to crash a lot, we built a watchdog for it."
Programmer: "and what does that do?"
Engineer: "it saves the state of the machine, reboots it, and then restores the state."
Programmer: "and then?"
Engineer: "and then it keeps on doing that because it keeps crashing and we have to manually force it off and on"
Programmer: "did you at any point consider what is happening when you restore the crashed state that you saved?"
Engineer: "Oh..."
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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It's true that Heroin kills in the short term, but there's been absolutely no research into the long term.
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions" - George W. Bush
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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My kidneys hurt when I poke them but are otherwise fine, is something wrong?
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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Other than your habit of poking yourself in the kidneys? Probably not.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Sep 2009.
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"Doctor, it hurts when I raise my arm in the air." "Don't raise your arm in the air then."
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Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
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