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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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"Nice weather in sweden but cold as hell!!!"
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Posted by JT on 13 Oct 2011.
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Room service lady: "What kind of pasta do you want?" Me: "Spaghetti, please". Room service lady: "We only have rigatoni."
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Posted by JT on 24 Aug 2011.
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"You try cycling ... if you're in a wheelchair"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 May 2011.
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"That's one big castle!" (American tourist emerging from Ely Cathedral)
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Posted by JT on 8 Apr 2011.
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"I didn't know trains have wheels? I thought they skidded along the track!"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Mar 2011.
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Quizmaster: "A ship sailing south from Land's End will hit land where?"
Contestant: "Australia."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Feb 2011.
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Quizmaster: "Name a landlocked country in Europe".
Contestant: "Belgium. We've been there!"
Contestant's wife: "We went by ferry."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 14 Feb 2011.
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"I never understood why cars didn't go round in circles..."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Dec 2010.
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Hey, am I going to get my own category?
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Posted by poppy on 7 Jan 2011.
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There are only two of yours on here. You'll have to be a bit more prolific if you want your own category!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jan 2011.
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