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Tourists are often the source of some of the best unintentional witticisms going. Tell us what all those silly foreigners said in this category.
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News headline: "Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Might be something to do with the remains of the bomb we found in the engine. Just a thought.
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Posted by Destrii on 11 Jan 2010.
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The plane failed to fly right in the crash.
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"I loved Africa, there were so many African Americans there." (answer to "What are African Americans called in another country?" (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...))
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Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
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Also nice to know is that the question was categorized as "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered"
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Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
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Heh heh heh! I like this one!
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Posted by JT on 17 Jan 2010.
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"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home." (Tourist complaint)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Yeah, that has to do with the Earth rotation.
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Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
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American tourist visiting the British countryside: "Where are all the hobbits?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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Dwelling in their holes, of course.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"New Zealand."
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Posted by David Gerard on 20 Oct 2009.
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"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake." (Tourist complaint to travel agency)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Hmm. A "Complaints" category, perhaps?
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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But called what? People will assume "Complaints" is what they need to click if they want to complain about WIF...
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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I think it fits in "Travel" with the other recent submissions.
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Posted by mike on 15 Sep 2009.
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Fair enough - but I think there might be a place for it in the future, because shop staff and sales assistants have to meet the public face-to-face far more than anyone would choose so we may get several submissions of that type in future.
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"The brochure states: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?" (Tourist enquiry)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Tourist in London: "When do the clowns come on at Piccadilly Circus?"
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Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist: "Which side of the River Thames is Tower Bridge on?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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On the side of the Tower.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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Tourist: "Who's that on top of Nelson's Column?"
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled." (Tourist complaint)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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