CheddarBBQ - Public Profile
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"Does boxed wine give you AIDS? I just drank a gallon of boxed wine. And its red, does this mean its made out of blood. Do you think I'l get HIV and then die? I'm very scared at the moment and require your help!!"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 22 Nov 2009.
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Well, I drunk a gallon of boxed wine once, and when I woke up I had AIDS. I don't remember anything else happening in between, so I suppose it must have been the wine.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Nov 2009.
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Oh, I remember that night well. It was fun.
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Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
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"Is it okay to eat candy (M&M's in a plastic bag) after it was accidentally thrown it the trash can?"
"Why would you do that?! That is soo gross who knows what kinda fungi is growing in the trash and you really wanna kill yourself?!?!?"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Jan 2010.
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.
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"My friend asked me what Your Advice is. I told her I didn't know, but now I'm interested and I wanna find out who they are!!"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Jan 2010.
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There's nothing illegal about it, it's just... illegal.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 16 Nov 2010.
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This reminds me of the famous quote from Keith Hellawell, UK "drugs czar", that "There's a myth that if we legalise a substance it would somehow take the illegality out of it."
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Nov 2010.
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That quote deserves a place here in its own right!
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Posted by JT on 17 Nov 2010.
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"What color dress would go good with my hair for the winter formal? i have light skin and i have brown eyes if that helps."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 22 Nov 2009.
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No dress is a good dress.
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Posted by Moosh on 23 Nov 2009.
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"Going green is about using the four R's. Re-use... and I forget the other two.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Dec 2009.
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Q: "My computer is under virus attack, and I can't run the anti-virus software. What should I do?"
A: "Call in for backup."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 14 Dec 2009.
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"How do you know when you're finished masturbating?"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 27 Dec 2009.
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When you suddenly feel "bored" and "uninterested" in what you've been gazing at for the last ten minutes.
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Posted by Moosh on 28 Dec 2009.
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"Smptoms of a gangster? Like is there anyway to know if somone mite be a gangster? What to look for? And is it spreadbale?"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 12 Jan 2010.
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A spreadbale sounds like the kind of thing that a farmer would strap to the back of his tractor. I doubt a gangster would have much use for one.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Jan 2010.
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Oh noes I gots teh gangsta virus!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 13 Jan 2010.
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"This says a guy got into a coma by jumping out of a car." [30 seconds pass] "*gasp* It was a moving car!"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 26 Jun 2010.
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I found it hard to put into words how shocked they were at the realization that the car was moving.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 26 Jun 2010.
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Have no money to buy some real estate? Don't worry, just because that is real to receive the <a href="http://bestfinance-blog.com/topics/cr...">credit loans</a> to resolve all the problems. Hence take a consolidation loan to buy all you need.
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Posted by ADRIENNEBaird34 on 9 Oct 2010.
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"Just because it's a type of red doesn't mean it's red."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 1 Oct 2010.
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"The only people who Metallica are metalhead idiots with no eduction."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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What are you talking about? I Metallica all the time.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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But do you have an eduction?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Nov 2009.
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Uh... Metallica?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
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I Megadeth because I good edumacation.
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Posted by Moosh on 23 Nov 2009.
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"The Adam Lambert controversy is still causing a controversy."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 29 Nov 2009.
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I bet they pronounced it "con-TRO-versy" instead of "CON-trov-ersy" too - that really irritates me for some reason!
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Posted by JT on 30 Nov 2009.
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The correct pronunciation is con-tro-VER-sy, as any fule kno.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Nov 2009.
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I'd say "con-TROV-ersy." Not sure why I put the emphasis on the first syllable when I first commented...
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Posted by JT on 30 Nov 2009.
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I say it CON-TRO-V-ER-SY
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 30 Nov 2009.
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I pronounce it "TRUTH"
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Posted by Socky on 30 Nov 2009.
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"i'm sniping for a xmas pres for her indoors"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 14 Dec 2009.
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Yo her indoors are so big you don't need no sniper! OOOOOHH!
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 14 Dec 2009.
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"How do i teach my four year old daughter that she needs to fallow the rules i set? im trying to teach my daughter that she needs to fallow my rules and listen but im not sure how to make her understand she has to do this and im not sure how to punish her for not fallowing them without going over board or whipping her"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Jan 2010.
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All rules should be allowed to lie fallow once in a while, to prevent erosion.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 10 Jan 2010.
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.
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Could I be pregnant? *serious question and answers plz*?
ok so me and my boy friend got a little crazy so he started to dry humping my butt, but I was wearing leggins and underwear and he wasnt wearing anything and he ***ed on my butt , but just a little cuz he didnt feel is come out then he movedd.. I got my period a week later on my normal date and I got my period on my normal date this month too.. I cant be pregnant right?
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 1 Oct 2010.
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"I don't really like american or swiss cheese. I like Italian cheeses better; ya know, mozzarella, parmesan, oregano, ricotta."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 29 Dec 2010.
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Very cheesy theme going on here.
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Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2010.
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Oregano? Sure you don't mean origami?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 30 Dec 2010.
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"If the Holy Spirit fills our hearts when we come to Christ, what was there before?"
"if my heart got filled with 'holy spirit' i'm pretty sure I'd die. My heart (like everyone else) requires blood to be pumped through it. not holy spirit. so what was there before, simple, blood."
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 1 Oct 2010.
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Who should I do for my kid's birthday?
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 Nov 2010.
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Oh, how I love typos.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 6 Nov 2010.
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"By far one of the bass lines I've ever heard."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Mar 2010.
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