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"There is no obvious connection to explain why a theory that is being developed to describe the fundamental workings of our universe is useful for predicting the behaviour of entangled quantum systems."
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Posted by mike on 3 Sep 2010.
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Really?
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Posted by mike on 3 Sep 2010.
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"How many times does the sun go round the Earth every day?"
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Posted by JT on 18 May 2010.
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Ahh, the good ol' times when the Sun revolved around the Flat Earth twice a day.
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Posted by Moosh on 22 May 2010.
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Bloke: "Sorry, I didn't catch your name..."
Lucy: "It's Lucy."
Bloke: "Very pleased to meet you, Lucy. So - are you Lucy's sister?"
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Posted by JT on 21 May 2010.
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"Yes, I am. You must be Bloke's brother, good to meet you!"
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Posted by mike on 21 May 2010.
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"I don't believe Nature could produce that level of detail..." (So-called "expert" attempting to argue that so-called "photographic evidence" of a so-called "ghost" must prove conclusively that ghosts "exist" because Nature is apparently incapable of producing anything so detailed as a human face).
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Posted by JT on 1 Jun 2010.
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He's a creationist!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jun 2010.
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Well, obviously. Only God can create a human face. If you believe Nature could have done it, you must be one of those evil pagans.
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Posted by mike on 1 Jun 2010.
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"These days you can get arrested just for shooting people."
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Posted by mike on 19 Jun 2010.
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Police officer, raiding house occupied by five suspected illegal immigrants from India, to suspected illegal immigrant and speaking very slowly and using exaggerated mannerisms in case they can't speak English: "Do... you... have... a... passport...?"
Immigrant: "Yes."
Officer: "What... about... these... guys...?"
Immigrant: "I don't know about these guys, sorry."
Officer: "Can... you... ask... them...?"
Immigrant: "Do you guys have passports?"
Other immigrants: "Yes we do."
Officer: "I... will... need... to... see... your... passports... where... are... they...?"
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Posted by JT on 25 Jun 2010.
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So this copper sees a van doing 60mph in a 50 limit, so he pulls it over, and says to the Indian guy behind the wheel, "Sorry mate, the limit's 50 here." The Indian guy leans over the back and says "I'm afraid 5 of you are going to have to get out" :)
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Posted by mike on 26 Jun 2010.
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"OK got a science question for ya. My little boy and I was looking at the stars and saw a falling star. I know you already think Im nuts!! So anyways my question is Why are the falling stars never the ones in the constellations? Maybe I wasnt paying attention in class!!!"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jul 2010.
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"What do hot air balloons run on?"
"Hot air."
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Posted by JT on 15 Jul 2010.
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"Some video games only have one player character, others, especially two player games have two"
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Posted by mike on 17 Jul 2010.
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From Wikipedia, fount of all wisdom that it is.
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Posted by mike on 17 Jul 2010.
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"I would like to see the council use some anti-social paint on top of the walls round here." (From Cambridge News)
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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I've seen that anti-social paint. There's a little gang of it that hangs around in the park, always drinking cheap cider and yelling insults at passers-by. Bring back the birch, that's what I say!
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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