Recent changes
Create an account and log in to
comment and vote on submissions.
| | |
|
|
"Real-life Titanic" (News headline following the capsizing of the Concordia)
|
Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2012.
(2)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
|
Recently, I had to appear in court (and was found not guilty, which was good because I was indeed not guilty of the offence with which I was charged). We heard the tail end of the case heard before mine, which was that of a man who had been caught driving with a fake driving licence. He wasn't in court, but his barrister read out his defence: "He had not been aware that the licence was fake when he bought it."
|
Posted by JT on 21 Dec 2011.
(3)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
|
"Children exposed to radiation risks during X-rays"
|
Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Jan 2012.
(1)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
In bookshop:
Customer:"I'm trying to find the complete works of Karl Marx"
Person working in shop: "Who is it by?"
|
Posted by RvA on 23 Dec 2009.
(7)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
J.K. Rowling. Everything's done by her.
|
|
Posted by Tiger on 23 May 2010.
|
|
|
| | |
| | |
|
"Shortly before the hearing began, four armed officers dressed in black stood in each corner of the court. Stapleton, who was handcuffed, was then brought into the dock and asked for his name.
He replied: "Psycho. Psycho Stapleton."
(Part 1 in a new WIF series, "How to really fuck yourself over in court)
(http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan...)
|
Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2012.
(0)
(0)
Permalink
|
|
|
| | |
|