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"What are the symptoms when a guinea pig dies?"
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of breathing is one to look out for.
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Posted by JT on 7 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near your anus.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 7 Jan 2010.
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What kind of guinea pig did YOU have, Cheddar?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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The Guinean Guinea pig. The one with 12 inches of crude manpower.
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Posted by Moosh on 8 Jan 2010.
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Ah, the Guinean Guinea Pig. A great pet for children (so long as you remember to buy plenty of Vaseline along with petfood).
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Posted by JT on 8 Jan 2010.
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Is it realistically textured?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Jan 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he IS near your anus. Or Uranus for that matter.
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Posted by breadbocks on 5 Apr 2010.
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Lack of enthusiasm when he is near poop.
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Posted by Tiger on 12 Dec 2010.
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"Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more received slight injuries" (Japan News)
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Posted by JT on 21 Aug 2009.
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It's not a serious death unless he owed you money.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Nov 2009.
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One was seriously killed. The other three were killed jokingly, then?
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Posted by Moosh on 19 Nov 2009.
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Headline: "12 Remain Dead"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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Haha! I lol'd here!
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Posted by Moosh on 3 Jan 2010.
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I found another: "17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree" :-)
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"What is the best cleaning product for getting semen out of my cat's fur?" (Yahoo Answers)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Lick it off, sucker.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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I would have thought sandblasting would be quite effective, but if this doesn't shift it, try hydrofluoric acid.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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Or hydrochloric acid.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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The Pope's, like, Prince Charles' helper, isn't he?
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Posted by JT on 18 Aug 2009.
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While looking at the night sky...
Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."
His friend: "What does it look like?"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Mar 2010.
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"Why are there chickens on the moon?"
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(From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the...)
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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I've been asking that same question for a long time.
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Posted by Socky on 30 Jan 2010.
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It's the Martian goats that puzzle me most.
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Posted by JT on 30 Jan 2010.
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That would've been funnier if you didn't post the link. The question is in the category for the game "Harvest Moon," which does in fact have chickens.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 31 Jan 2010.
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Ah, I see - I've never heard of Harvest Moon and so had no idea (this is not the first time my unfamiliarity with popular culture has caused me to post something that turns out not be quite a stupid as it at first seemed).
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Posted by JT on 1 Feb 2010.
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Oh, don't worry, it's plenty stupid.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Feb 2010.
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Jamie Oliver, TV chef, standing in a desert Navajo reservation somewhere in the American West: "This ain't Britain. This is not Britain..."
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Posted by JT on 9 Oct 2009.
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Where did you think it was? Navajo? PFFT AHAHAHA
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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My sister is 2 and she's already humping things!?!? Does that mean that she's destinied for whoredom?!?!
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by Moosh on 10 Jan 2010.
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I think the responses are as funny as the questions: "Toddlers masturbate for the same reason that older children do: It feels good!" and "She may be just as curious about her genitals as she is about her fingers, toes, and belly button — and if she's recently switched from diapers to underpants, she may be able to get to them for the first time."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 10 Jan 2010.
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