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Sign at ice skating rink: "Please note our hot chocolate is hot."
    Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink
This reminds me of one I saw at Ipswich railway station: "Warning: this heater gets hot"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 15 Dec 2009.

News headline: "Grandmother of eight makes hole in one"
    Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." (French ambassador, speaking on the subject of France's nuclear weapons programme)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
He's right, you know. It's not a bomb, it's an ├╝berbomb!
    Posted by Socky on 14 Nov 2009.
Yes yes, he's right. It's not the "Nuclear Bomb," it's the "Nuclear Device That Is Exploding." Sounds to me like a literal translation of the North Korean word for the bomb. :)
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.

"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
The weird thing is... he was right!
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.

"If America is a free country why do people try to sell you stuff?"
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

Interviewer: "Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

Miss Teen South Carolina 2007: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that, uh, our education such as, like, uh, in South Africa and, uh, Iraq, everywhere, like, such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we should be able to build up our future."
    Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"Who did England fight in the English Civil War?"
    Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. + (8) - (0) Permalink
Poles and Pakistanis, obviously :)
    Posted by Moosh on 11 Jan 2010.

"Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English."
    Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009. + (6) - (0) Permalink

"What to do in fist night with wife?"
    Posted by LucyT on 28 Dec 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I hate to think.
    Posted by LucyT on 28 Dec 2009.
Give her a tender goodnight kiss, and wish her sweet dreams.
    Posted by Moosh on 28 Dec 2009.

"Kanye West - the best rap singer in the world!"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jun 2015. + (0) - (0) Permalink