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Overheard in a pub: "...But I thought black people didn't get cancer?"
    Posted by JT on 9 Nov 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink

"question mystery about snakes hum??? I don't mean to sound creepy or inappropriate but its something that I been bathold about for awhile now. Ok snakes have baby's right so they get pregnant right well how in the world does a snake do that when there is no way to bump and grind. how do they get pregnant or take a dump do they even have a a** hole? Do they have one or not or does this all happen and come out of there mouth because it eats right so it must have waste? and how about getting pregnant and also taking a dump? 2 Things weird huh. have you ever thought about this I did when i was watching animal planet one time."
    Posted by JT on 7 Nov 2009. + (4) - (1) Permalink
Animal Planet failed somewhat in its mission to educate, it seems.
    Posted by JT on 7 Nov 2009.
How is babby formed
How snake get pragnent
    Posted by It's you on 13 Nov 2009.
WHAT? Seriously, this guy makes NO SENSE.
    Posted by Socky on 14 Nov 2009.
    Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
Snakes kind of brake open and the cock comes out an then it is in the girl and for some reason it looks like rape because
she tries to get away and he won't let go until he is finished.I saw it on a children's show on a children's channel in England I swear.It's true.And they don't take a crap because they don't get fat and they absorb everything.
    Posted by Ericlordloss on 10 Jan 2010.

"As far as we know, our computers have never suffered any undetected errors."
    Posted by JT on 10 Sep 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"You can't just let nature run wild."
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009. + (5) - (0) Permalink
Indeed. That would be highly unethical.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
    Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink

"This is a very traditional space..." (Estate agent, rather sniffily, while valuing a full-scale house built entirely of Lego bricks)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink

"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country." (Professional footballer on his recent transfer)
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
I have a vague feeling I know who said this.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.

"I don't care what you or the calculator say - my maths is a lot better than yours, young man, and £1.29, 50p, £1.99, £2.49 and £3.09 do not make £9.36."
    Posted by JT on 15 Mar 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink
It's been a long and tiring day. I've said it before and I'll say it again - retail would be a perfectly good job if only it wasn't for having to sell stuff to people.
    Posted by JT on 15 Mar 2011.
Do you get to bar people from the shop for being too stupid?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 16 Mar 2011.
That's precisely why I need to have my own shop.
    Posted by JT on 16 Mar 2011.

"Does that mean you're into witchcraft?" ([Name omitted], pointing at Star of David on a menorah.)
    Posted by JT on 13 Feb 2010. + (7) - (2) Permalink
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Feb 2010.
I get that question a lot, too, just because I have an inverted pentagram tattoo'd on my forehead. Idiots.
    Posted by Moosh on 23 Feb 2010.
That reminds me of somebody who lived int he town I grew up in, who had been a skinhead and into white supremacist politics during the 1970s and had a swastika and National Front symbol tattooed on his head. He later saw the error of his ways and grew his hair to cover the tats. Then, ten years later, he went bald.
    Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.

On a forum about drugs and natural highs: "Can I trip on penicillin? It's basically made of the same stuff as magic mushrooms isn't it?"
    Posted by chegz on 29 Oct 2009. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I don't know if you can trip on it, but I'm pretty sure that when taken regularly, it results in AIDS.
    Posted by Socky on 25 Nov 2009.