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"Is linguistics another science of Satan? Linguists suggest that the original human language originated from southern Africa and had a lot of click consonants. This is baloney, since the original language of mankind was Hebrew. They also state that languages change over time and create different languages, while it is obvious from the Bible that languages were made different by God, as shown in the construction of Babel."
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Posted by JT on 9 Mar 2010.
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"Is there a way that we can throw out the whole government and replace it?" (Posted on a Q&A site based in the UK, where there'll be a General Election in a few months' time)
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Posted by JT on 7 Mar 2010.
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Coup d'état anyone?
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Posted by Socky on 7 Mar 2010.
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...yes.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Mar 2010.
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I'll have two if you're offering.
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Posted by JT on 9 Mar 2010.
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While looking at the night sky...
Bloke: "I wish I knew how to find Polaris."
His friend: "What does it look like?"
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Posted by mike on 7 Mar 2010.
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"**** you America! Canda wins!"
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 5 Mar 2010.
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Some people here might recognize this one...
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 5 Mar 2010.
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"Is it okay for a Catholic priest to wear socks with scandals?" - another lovely typo!
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Posted by JT on 5 Mar 2010.
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Catholic priests and sockpuppet-related scandals. I'm lovin' it!
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Posted by Moosh on 5 Mar 2010.
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I think we've got a few of these now. Do we need a "Typos" category?
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Posted by mike on 5 Mar 2010.
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I suppose we could - they're a worthwhile form of humour in their own right. I originally thought we should avoid simple mistakes as fundamental misunderstandings/blatant stupidity are funnier, but I couldn't resist this one.
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Posted by JT on 6 Mar 2010.
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"What are some good things to do with my vagina?"
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Posted by JT on 28 Feb 2010.
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"If English isn't your strong point, ask at your local JobCentre for help in constructing a cv/completing application forms. Many people have missed out on job offers that they could of got due to basic errors." (Letter from JobCentre listing programs designed to help unemployed people back into work)
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Posted by JT on 28 Feb 2010.
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I don't get it...
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 28 Feb 2010.
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Then you might want to ask for help with your grammar. :-)
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Posted by JT on 28 Feb 2010.
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Just don't ask the Jobcentre :)
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Posted by mike on 2 Mar 2010.
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Cheddar - it should have said: "...that they could HAVE got...". "...help IN constructing a cv..." really should have been "...help WITH..." too. Actually, the entire second sentence is incorrect; but since I already have a reputation for being a grammar nazi I'll let it go.
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Posted by JT on 2 Mar 2010.
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But if they could have got job offers due to basic errors, but missed out on them... maybe that means they need more basic errors in their writing?
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Posted by mike on 2 Mar 2010.
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Thats' why from now on im gonna right job applicashunes lick this, innit
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Posted by JT on 3 Mar 2010.
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lol u hace teh jobz0r!!!1! l0l0l0l
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Posted by mike on 3 Mar 2010.
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i can has jobz?
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Posted by JT on 4 Mar 2010.
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I've actually seen quite a few of those ads here in Egypt. I laughed.
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Posted by Moosh on 4 Mar 2010.
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"Lions, famous for being the biggest carnivores in the Animal Kingdom..." (TV presenter who has obviously never heard of sperm whales, orcas, various species of shark, several types of crocodile, assorted dolphins and tigers)
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Posted by JT on 27 Feb 2010.
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Also, bears.
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Posted by Socky on 3 Mar 2010.
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Damn - I always forget about bears. That's likely to prove fatal one of these days.
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Posted by JT on 3 Mar 2010.
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What is the color of the Red-Tailed Hawks Tail?
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Posted by sawblade5 on 26 Feb 2010.
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"Facebook is destroying all physical interaction."
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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What, all of it? Every last bit?
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Posted by mike on 25 Feb 2010.
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Ooh, Facebook is Eevill!
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Posted by Moosh on 25 Feb 2010.
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