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It must be hard work being a commentator, describing and analysing the match live, and always trying to keep talking. It's no wonder they can occasionally come out with some real howlers! Their pearls of sporting wisdom are reproduced here for all to see.
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News headline: "Grandmother of eight makes hole in one"
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"can i still go horse riding if i have braces ????? I have only been riding for a couple of months and i luv it loadz, bt im getting braces in a couple of days. i was just wondering if they will affect my riding" (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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As long as the horse isn't magnetic.
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Posted by Ghost on 3 Jan 2010.
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I'm a cowboy / on a steel horse I ride / I'm wanted (wanted) / dead.
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Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
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Answering to 'What Olympics do you like better, Winter or Summer?':
"I love both I watch them every year!!!"
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Posted by Tiger on 9 Nov 2009.
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So he watches reruns. Nothing wrong with that.
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Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
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You ruin everything! YOU... YOU... YOU RUINER!
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Posted by Tiger on 15 Dec 2009.
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"He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62."
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (TV commentator, 1977 Cambridge v. Oxford Boat Race)
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
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Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009.
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And I'd like to play for a Russian club, like Chelsea.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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Baseball star, ordering salad in restaurant: "Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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American football star: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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"Is Hip Hop a Sport or a Culture?"
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Sport: "an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition; the occupation of athletes who compete for pay ." It's not that...
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Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009.
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Physical exertion eh?
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Golfer, giving award acceptance speech)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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