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Here's the best of what Socky has contributed:
"If we want people to listen, we have to predict ridiculously catastrophic events." - Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009. + (7) - (0) Permalink
The weird thing is... he was right!
    Posted by Socky on 18 Nov 2009.
Dude #1: Terrorists did 911! We should go and kill all the terrorists!

Dude #2: Dude, 911 was done with explosives. Just watch the videos. The towers drop in a perfect sequence.

Dude #1: You're lying! You're one of them traitors sticking up for the terrorists!

Dude #2: Whatever, dude.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009. + (7) - (1) Permalink
Crazy assertions and where they come from.
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
Isn't 911 done with a phone?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 21 Nov 2009.
No! That's what they're trying to make you believe!
    Posted by Socky on 21 Nov 2009.
"I loved Africa, there were so many African Americans there." (answer to "What are African Americans called in another country?" )
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010. + (6) - (0) Permalink
Also nice to know is that the question was categorized as "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered"
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
Heh heh heh! I like this one!
    Posted by JT on 17 Jan 2010.
Will I win tonight's lottery even though it has been too hard to actually buy a ticket today?
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 9 Jan 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
I suspect it's unlikely.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Jan 2010.
"I keep scratching myself when i'm drunk is this normal?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 10 Feb 2010. + (5) - (0) Permalink
I lolled
    Posted by Socky on 10 Feb 2010.
Belgian: Yeah, I'm from Belgium.
American: Oh yeah, that's the capital of Brussels, right?
    Posted by Socky on 10 Oct 2009. + (4) - (0) Permalink
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    Posted by Socky on 10 Oct 2009.
"I Can see the future in my dreams does that make me weird?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010. + (4) - (0) Permalink
What a weird question. Of course not!
    Posted by Socky on 17 Jan 2010.
"is this for real???" (comment by an IP on an UnNews talkpage)
    (From http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Un...)
    Posted by Socky on 5 Feb 2010. + (3) - (0) Permalink
One of the better UnNewses I chanced upon...
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Feb 2010.
On TV: A female reporter asks a lady who's just arrived at the red carpet "What are you wearing?" Stunned by this peculiar question, the lady replies "A dress."
    Posted by Socky on 20 Mar 2010. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Additional detail: There was nothing noteworthy about the dress.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Mar 2010.
"are mermaid vampires real? my friend says she & her family are vampires. she said her aunt married a mermaid (hes a man) & they had a mermaid vampire baby. do they drink whale's blood? she said that she didnt know what they drank so that's why I think she is lieing."
    Posted by Socky on 7 Dec 2009. + (3) - (2) Permalink
Just let her bite you. If you become a vampire, she was telling the truth. If you become HIV-positive, she had AIDS.
    Posted by Socky on 7 Dec 2009.
What if you become a HIV-positive vampire?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Dec 2009.
Bite her instead. By the sounds of it, the levels of drugs in her bloodstream are so high you'll be rushing for a month.
    Posted by JT on 8 Dec 2009.
Can vampires get HIV, ya know, cause of the living forever thing?

Oh, I know! Shoot her! If she lives, she's a vampire. If she dies, the she's a dirty liar and got what was coming to her.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 8 Dec 2009.
Well, HIV doesn't actually kill people. That's how it took them so long to discover it. I'm sure if you lived in some sterilised bunker somewhere, you could probably live to a ripe old age with HIV.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Dec 2009.
You can still shoot her...
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Dec 2009.
Why are there so many posts about mermaids on here?
    Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009.
No idea. I've wondered that myself. They do seem to be a popular theme, don't they?

This doesn't really explain anything, but might be amusing: http://www.cosmicbuddha.com/blog/arch...
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Dec 2009.
That's a tough call.. Ehhh.. I pick the first one.
    Posted by Moosh on 27 Dec 2009.