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"are mermaid vampires real? my friend says she & her family are vampires. she said her aunt married a mermaid (hes a man) & they had a mermaid vampire baby. do they drink whale's blood? she said that she didnt know what they drank so that's why I think she is lieing."
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Posted by Socky on 7 Dec 2009.
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Just let her bite you. If you become a vampire, she was telling the truth. If you become HIV-positive, she had AIDS.
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Posted by Socky on 7 Dec 2009.
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What if you become a HIV-positive vampire?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Dec 2009.
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Bite her instead. By the sounds of it, the levels of drugs in her bloodstream are so high you'll be rushing for a month.
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Posted by JT on 8 Dec 2009.
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Can vampires get HIV, ya know, cause of the living forever thing?
Oh, I know! Shoot her! If she lives, she's a vampire. If she dies, the she's a dirty liar and got what was coming to her.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 8 Dec 2009.
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Well, HIV doesn't actually kill people. That's how it took them so long to discover it. I'm sure if you lived in some sterilised bunker somewhere, you could probably live to a ripe old age with HIV.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 8 Dec 2009.
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You can still shoot her...
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 9 Dec 2009.
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Why are there so many posts about mermaids on here?
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Posted by Ghost on 27 Dec 2009.
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No idea. I've wondered that myself. They do seem to be a popular theme, don't they?
This doesn't really explain anything, but might be amusing: http://www.cosmicbuddha.com/blog/arch...
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Dec 2009.
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That's a tough call.. Ehhh.. I pick the first one.
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Posted by Moosh on 27 Dec 2009.
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