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"When you stick a spear in an animal, they usually do not appreciate it."
    (From http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-env...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 Nov 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Q. Why isn't October the 8th month of the year?

A. Because they added June and July when they figured out there was approx 12 months in a year.
    Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
"Smoking is not normal behaviour for orangutans"
    (From http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2011. + (0) - (0) Permalink
Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
    (From http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Aug 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"Some 54% of the adult population visit the natural environment every week."
    (From http://www.official-documents.gov.uk/...)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Aug 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
So the other 46% never leave the Matrix?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Aug 2011.
Why do gophers fart out boogers?
    Posted by Lollipop on 11 Jun 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink
I'm wondering why they do,I saw one fart them out.
    Posted by Lollipop on 17 Jun 2011.
"my seven months old kitten only eat meat and cream she is very weak what shuld i do so that she start eating bread"
    Posted by JT on 22 May 2011. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Take her back to the shop and get a dog instead?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 23 May 2011.
"If telepathy doesn't exist how do we hear ourselves think?"
    Posted by JT on 26 Apr 2011. + (2) - (0) Permalink
"How long is it until you can be fairly confident that your tropical fish won't die?"
    Posted by JT on 14 Feb 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink
Well, I heard that if it's still alive after a year then it has achieved immortality. and will NEVER die.
    Posted by JT on 14 Feb 2011.
Reminds me of a poster common in British maternity hospitals in the early 80s which said "THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF LIFE ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS." Most examples had the words "THE LAST FIVE CAN BE FAIRLY DICEY, TOO" added to them within minutes.
    Posted by JT on 14 Feb 2011.
"I just think it [homosexuality] is unnatural."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, you don't get gay animals."
"Actually, you do - one in five male mallard ducks are gay."
"Ducks aren't animals."

(Conversation with a customer)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2010. + (2) - (0) Permalink
That's right! They live in the river, which makes them fish; and every vegetarian knows that fish don't really count as meat, so they can't be animals, can they?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 31 Dec 2010.
"You got somebody, he’s really weird, and his sexual orientation is that he likes to have sex with ducks. Is he protected under hate crime?" - Pat Robertson
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 31 Dec 2010.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI...

(The song's irritating, but the brunette one's cute.)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2011.
I assume he was one of these people (all too common, and a strong argument in favour of regular culling IMO) that confuses "animals" with "mammals." On the other hand, it's also just within the realm of possibility that he knows something we don't; i.e. that all ducks are in fact robots.
    Posted by JT on 5 Jan 2011.