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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.
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"Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100ft clipper."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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British radio presenter: "For most people, death comes at the end of their lives..."
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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"Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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Of all the places to want to go to... Canada? Really?
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Posted by Necropaxx on 18 Dec 2009.
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Could it be Canada is the Promised Land? Been a lot of conflict in the Middle East over nothing if so.
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Posted by LucyT on 22 Dec 2009.
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Street-sweeper, seeing a big lump of meat lying on next to the road: "Look at that - a blind person walking along here wouldn't be able to see that. They could fall over it and be injured. A blind person, or a woman."
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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Many male users of the Internet will be unfamiliar with feminine anatomy, but rest assured that the majority of women do have eyes.
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Posted by JT on 23 Feb 2010.
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"David Cameron! is he conservative or Tory? I read he is a member of conservative but also see articles where he is Tory? please correct me before election day."
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Posted by JT on 21 Apr 2010.
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Thereby proving my belief that some people should not be allowed to vote due to being too stupid.
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Posted by JT on 21 Apr 2010.
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"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?" (Tourist at the Mesa Verde National Park)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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Sorry. No.
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Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
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"Help - my girlfriend is a pregant virgin! ...me and my girlfriend have been in a relationship for some time...we took chastity vows. One day, she says "I'm pregnant" and I looked at her belly and realized SHE IS!!! She says she's still a virgin - what could be going on? Seriously help?!!?!??!"
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Congratulations! Your girlfriend is carrying the new Messiah!
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Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
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The second coming is nigh.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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Maybe she sat on a warm toilet seat?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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"Is my babby too young to sit on Satan's lap? Hes 5 but still in dipers. I dont want to waste the Poloroid if he aint going to sit still. May be I should take him AFTER we go to KFC?"
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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No idea if the typo is genuine or not. However, I've left the question unedited and the rest of the spelling suggests it just might be.
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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