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"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant" (Yahoo answers)
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Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.
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superb reasoning! he deserves a prize - the baby's a vampire!
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant? Like if you are pregnant with a baby girl, and you have sex while you are pregnant, can the sperm go up in there and impregnate the baby?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 1 Oct 2009.
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Yes, definitely.
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Posted by Socky on 2 Oct 2009.
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aww, sweet :-)
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Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
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"Why do people have buggers in their nose?" (sic)
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Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
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Where else would you keep them?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 25 Oct 2009.
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In the Parker's Piece public toilets?
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Posted by JT on 26 Oct 2009.
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Because boogers do not belong to people's noses, they belong to public parks.
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Posted by Moosh on 14 Nov 2009.
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Did you know that if you're deaf you should listen to an audio book??
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Posted by Ghost on 26 Oct 2009.
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I was temporarily blind so I played 'spot the difference' once.
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Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
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"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
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Posted by JT on 14 Dec 2009.
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"What to do in fist night with wife?"
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Posted by LucyT on 28 Dec 2009.
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I hate to think.
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Posted by LucyT on 28 Dec 2009.
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Give her a tender goodnight kiss, and wish her sweet dreams.
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Posted by Moosh on 28 Dec 2009.
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"What is the best cleaning product for getting semen out of my cat's fur?" (Yahoo Answers)
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Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
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Lick it off, sucker.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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I would have thought sandblasting would be quite effective, but if this doesn't shift it, try hydrofluoric acid.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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Or hydrochloric acid.
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Posted by Moosh on 2 Jan 2010.
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"How old is eminim the raper??" (sic)
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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That's a simple typo and we all make them, be we stupid or otherwise. But what a classic!
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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Reminds me of this famous one: "Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men." I think it came from one of the many lists of supposedly-genuine exam answers.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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Alomg similar lines, I saw a t-shirt online once depicting a curiously Manga-influenced Afro-Caribbean man, with the slogan "RAPING."
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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INDIAN STYLE Chinese vegetable fried rice
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Posted by JT on 28 Oct 2011.
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