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Keyboard Error: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
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Posted by MrC on 7 Oct 2009.
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Yeah, I've seen this one :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Oct 2009.
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Actually, that does make sense, now that I think about it.
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 2 Dec 2009.
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That or: "Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue." I got it once.
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Posted by Destrii on 9 Jan 2010.
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Advert: "Dell Studio 17 Laptops are available in a range of different colours to suit the whole family..."
Small print: "Dell Studio 17 Laptop available in red or blue only."
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Posted by JT on 12 Dec 2009.
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You can have any colour you like, as long as it's red. Or blue.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Dec 2009.
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"How to get YouTube.com come film you? I have been calling, calling and calling YouTube like crazy to get to come film some videos for me but they won't come. I do not understand how other people get there [sic] videos on YouTube. YouTube needs to come film me because I have some funny stuff to show the Internet."
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Posted by JT on 21 Jul 2010.
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Can we find out this guy's email address?
Someone should register YoutubeAdmin@yahoo.com or something and send him an email. :)
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 28 Jul 2010.
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"Is leet a germanic language? If leet a germanic language? If so what branch?"
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(From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
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Posted by JT on 26 Mar 2010.
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#4#4#4 y00 57up1|) n008!!!!1111!!!lol!!!one!!
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Posted by JT on 26 Mar 2010.
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H31L t3h h1tl3rz0r!!!1!
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Mar 2010.
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5139 #31|lolwtf
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Posted by JT on 27 Mar 2010.
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830WULF 15 480UT...
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Posted by Tiger on 9 Jul 2010.
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"iPad - dishwasher safe?" (from Yahoo Answers)
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Posted by JT on 19 Apr 2010.
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"Why was my dad so upset when I broke our computer to use the parts for school?"
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Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010.
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He was?! Talk about overreacting!
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Posted by Necropaxx on 13 Jan 2010.
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Tech Support: "OK, let's try once more, but use lower case letters."
Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"Certainly sir, I can help you reset your password, can you just confirm your account number and password please?" - Uttered by some moron at Sky Customer Services (courtesy of UnderUser)
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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"Is all information on the world wide web checked by an editor for truth?" (Wikianswers)
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Posted by JT on 14 Oct 2010.
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Engineer: "Because the 386 tends to crash a lot, we built a watchdog for it."
Programmer: "and what does that do?"
Engineer: "it saves the state of the machine, reboots it, and then restores the state."
Programmer: "and then?"
Engineer: "and then it keeps on doing that because it keeps crashing and we have to manually force it off and on"
Programmer: "did you at any point consider what is happening when you restore the crashed state that you saved?"
Engineer: "Oh..."
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