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Engineer: "Because the 386 tends to crash a lot, we built a watchdog for it."
Programmer: "and what does that do?"
Engineer: "it saves the state of the machine, reboots it, and then restores the state."
Programmer: "and then?"
Engineer: "and then it keeps on doing that because it keeps crashing and we have to manually force it off and on"
Programmer: "did you at any point consider what is happening when you restore the crashed state that you saved?"
Engineer: "Oh..."
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Posted by Olipro on 13 Sep 2009.
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"Certainly sir, I can help you reset your password, can you just confirm your account number and password please?" - Uttered by some moron at Sky Customer Services (courtesy of UnderUser)
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Posted by JT on 15 Dec 2009.
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Tech Support: "OK, let's try once more, but use lower case letters."
Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."
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Posted by JT on 3 Jan 2010.
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"Is all information on the world wide web checked by an editor for truth?" (Wikianswers)
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Posted by JT on 14 Oct 2010.
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<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
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Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009.
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Q: "My computer is under virus attack, and I can't run the anti-virus software. What should I do?"
A: "Call in for backup."
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Posted by CheddarBBQ on 14 Dec 2009.
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"Can my gameboy get the Swine Flu Virus? My game-boy keeps freezing, and my friend said that electronic devices can get the Swine Flu. What should I do?"
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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Find smarter friends?
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
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Reminds me of all the people who went to the doctor's in 1999/2000, worried they'd caught the millennium bug.
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Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
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"My computer is very very slow today, do you think it is clogged with volcanic ash?"
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(From http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/...)
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Posted by JT on 17 Apr 2010.
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Note for foreigners: hard-of-thinking people in the UK are currently blaming ash from an Icelandic volcano for all sorts of things.
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Posted by JT on 17 Apr 2010.
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"Some video games only have one player character, others, especially two player games have two"
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Jul 2010.
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From Wikipedia, fount of all wisdom that it is.
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Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Jul 2010.
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"...in a worrying report which suggests that children with internet access are more likely to be targeted by cyberbullies..." (heard on the radio)
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Posted by JT on 22 Oct 2010.
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