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"We've been together for two weeks now - it's FaceBook official." (Teenager talking about her latest boyfriend)
    Posted by JT on 6 Mar 2011. + (3) - (0) Permalink
This isn't actually stupid - merely a sign of the world that today's teenagers live in. However, I still think it deserves a place here simply because it made me seriously question whether or not somebody rapidly approaching middle age (me) really wants to live in that world.
    Posted by JT on 6 Mar 2011.
"Why are the ghosts in Pacman evil?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the...)
    Posted by JT on 28 Aug 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
I'm so gonna get a banhammer from that site for going around answering all the stupid questions with stupid answers...
    Posted by DaveK on 17 Sep 2009.
I've been trying to do the same - but, remarkably, I keep getting awarded trust points!
    Posted by JT on 17 Sep 2009.
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
There are none better!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
What about telepathy?
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009.
"Good software's good, but crap software's rubbish"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 9 Dec 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
But what about Windows Office?
    Posted by Tiger on 9 Dec 2009.
"Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work."
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (3) - (1) Permalink
Use magic!
    Posted by Socky on 31 Dec 2009.
Just turn it off. Idiot.
    Posted by Moosh on 31 Dec 2009.
I wonder if this came from the same idiot who came up with this one: http://www.whoinventedfoxes.com/submi...
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 2 Jan 2010.
^ I did too :-)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010.
"Despite not existing; it is often used for several things [...]"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Jun 2010. + (2) - (0) Permalink
(From http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?BottomType)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Jun 2010.
Regarding this site: "You should make it simpler. I had to look around to find a list of quotes."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Looking back on it I think he was either asking for more than 10 items per page (which I don't want to do because it makes the page a bit too long) or for page numbers / next / previous links on the Top Ten list (which I'd thought about, but haven't actually tried). Seems a very odd way to ask for it though!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 13 Sep 2009.
"What is the most likely to be affected by a computer virus?"
    Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Er...a computer?
    Posted by JT on 14 Sep 2009.
"How do you install a webcam without a CD or webcam?"
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"Why did William Seward Burroughs invent the calculator?"
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (1) Permalink
Because he needed something to water his plants with.
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009.