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"What are some bad benefits of using the internet?"
    Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"I got caught masturbating to a forest elf in World of Warcraft? and now my parents are threatening to take away and delete my account! How can I convince them that even though she's digital, and an elf, there isn't anything wrong with it? Plus I have such a high score I can't lose it all for this elf!"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 29 Oct 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
You can promise them to never again masturbate to anything at all.
    Posted by Socky on 24 Nov 2009.
"If God was real would he be able to reach level 90 on World of Warcraft?"
    Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Not stupid, but I feel it has a place here.
    Posted by JT on 1 Nov 2009.
I dunno, it made me laugh! Hmm... I wonder if God can create a game so hard even he can't beat it?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Nov 2009.
Answer: Yes, God is omnipotent.

Answer to mike: No, that would be logically impossible, or alternatively God isn't as stupid to create a power which surpasses him. Whichever one you prefer.
    Posted by Socky on 3 Nov 2009.
How do I test my CD drive? I put the CD in but nothing happened.
    Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"If the battery of your phone gets boken and you get a new battery will info from your old battery still be? Like will everything from your old battery still be on your phone? Like pics, text messages, contacts, ect.?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (3) - (2) Permalink
"Keyboard failure
Press F2 to Run SETUP
Press F3 to load default values and continue"

(see also http://www.whoinventedfoxes.com/submi...)
    Posted by JT on 25 Mar 2010. + (2) - (1) Permalink
Manager: "What's the difference between a short string and a long string?"

Programmer: <explanation>

Manager: "So they're different lengths?"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 5 Nov 2010. + (1) - (0) Permalink
This reminds me of the PHB who, when seeing a screenful of code over Dilbert's shoulder, orders him to run spellcheck on it.
    Posted by JT on 9 Nov 2010.
"Ever since Osama Bin Laden died my internet has become really slow...?"
    Posted by JT on 4 May 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"I don't think there are any bugs in it, but I'm not surprised it doesn't work"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 7 Jul 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
A colleague on the phone to Tech Support in Manilla says: sorry for the dirty monitor, I'd have dusted it if I had known you were going to remotely access my computer today.
    Posted by poppy on 24 Nov 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink