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"I got caught masturbating to a forest elf in World of Warcraft? and now my parents are threatening to take away and delete my account! How can I convince them that even though she's digital, and an elf, there isn't anything wrong with it? Plus I have such a high score I can't lose it all for this elf!"

    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 29 Oct 2009. + () - () Permalink
You can promise them to never again masturbate to anything at all.
    Posted by Socky on 24 Nov 2009.