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"How many horses does it take to pull the moon?"
    Posted by JT on 15 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Don't just sit there, go and find out!
    Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
According to Feynman, it's actually pushed by angels. He may have been speaking figuratively...
    Posted by JT on 29 Nov 2009.
"Can you suck milk from hamsters nipples?"
    Posted by JT on 18 Sep 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Yes. Yes you can.
    Posted by Socky on 20 Sep 2009.
Only if they're pubescent!
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
Bloody Hell, I've swallowed the whole hamster.
    Posted by Moosh on 13 Nov 2009.
"What happens when a werewolf gets a fairy pregnant?"
    Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
It gives birth to a fairwolf. Or maybe a wary?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009.
I am very wary of fairwolves.
    Posted by Socky on 6 Oct 2009.
*cough* chuck norris *cough*
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
Sign in opticians: "Eyes examined while you wait."
    Posted by JT on 27 Oct 2009. + (3) - (1) Permalink
Damn. Can't I come back later when you've done it?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 27 Oct 2009.
"I wished to be a mermaid? I used a website to make a wish-to be a mermaid. If my wish comes true, how can I keep it a secret because I have to touch water every week in cooking class. Can anyone give me any answers/advice?"
    Posted by JT on 29 Oct 2009. + (2) - (0) Permalink
But why would you want to keep it a secret? Don't you want to seduce all the boys with that sexy tail of yours?
    Posted by Socky on 27 Nov 2009.
Get into Second Life, I know lots of mermaids there.
    Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
"Why do oranges always roll away from me?"
    Posted by JT on 11 Jan 2010. + (4) - (2) Permalink
With a face like that, who wouldn't?
    Posted by Necropaxx on 13 Jan 2010.
"I'm sure my kidneys aren't a significant part of your tank."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Jun 2010. + (2) - (0) Permalink
Sounds like a reasonable assumption to me.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 17 Jun 2010.
"We do not support vacuuming as a method of humanely removing prairie dogs"
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    Posted by Wrongfellow on 6 Jan 2012. + (2) - (0) Permalink
"Is there a spell that can turn you into a mermaid in 5 minutes?"
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
"What is the purpose of birds?"
    Posted by JT on 13 Sep 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink