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	"The world is more like it is now than it ever was before."     Posted by JT on 16 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet Oh, that's so true!     Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.

	"Can girls ride geared bicycles?"     Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet

	"Are Norwegian women pregnant for 15 months because of the cold weather?"     Posted by JT on 20 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet Since when do Norwegian women become pregnant?     Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009. There seems to be plenty of Norwegian children. Maybe they're actually juvenile trolls...?     Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. Maybe they're all imported from China?     Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009. Could be, could be. After all, both nations eat a lot of fish - that can't be a mere coincidence.     Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. How are you so sure they even exist? I've never seen a Norwegian in my life. Maybe they've already gone extinct!     Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009. You could be right - perhaps they're just Swedes in disguise.     Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. Or perhaps turnips?     Posted by Wrongfellow on 21 Sep 2009. How did I know that was coming? :-)     Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009.

	"Has the earth ever been flat?"     (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Has_the_ear...)     Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet Since when has the Earth not been flat?     Posted by Socky on 26 Sep 2009.

	"Can you breed legendarys?"     Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_bre...     Posted by JT on 21 Sep 2009. Only if you focus on it really really hard.     Posted by Socky on 21 Sep 2009. In Soviet Russia, legendary breeds you.     Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009. No, but you can breed Fable creatures.     Posted by Ghost on 1 Nov 2009. With the awful spelling and all, it would most likely to be put in the 'WTF' category, but this is a question regarding that fad game "Pokemon".     Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009. Ah, interesting - I suspect we don't have many Pokemon players on WIF and know for a fact that we did not when this one was added. Not so stupid after all, it seems.     Posted by JT on 5 Nov 2009.

	"Why is your goldfishes butt turning red when he poops?"     Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet Have you been feeding him vindaloo?     Posted by JT on 26 Sep 2009. More to the point, why have you been spying on my goldfish?     Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.

	Q: "How do you turn a boy into a Mermaid?" A: "becoming a mermaid is now impossible today , enchanting things and spells know better that to get into a humans hands."     (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_...)     Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet Nope. You just cut off his dick, testicles and legs. Then you catch a big fish and you transplant the tail. Then give the fishboy some female hormones and breast implants, and perhaps some additional cosmetic surgery, and voila, you got yourself a mermaid.     Posted by Socky on 4 Oct 2009.

	Q: "How can you become a mermaid?" A#1: "...if you have ever watched the show h2o just add water they are mermaids and living almost normal lives. of course i know its just a show but just because theres no proof it doesn't mean its not real." A#2: "You can say this, As I lay here in this water, I conceal myself to you, Air was needed, Now no more, My legs squueze and join, A mermaid forever be. It may take a while, like it did for me. Or you can pray every night and eventually it will work!" A#3: "Well , I wish this was possible but it's not. Mermaids live in the very bottom of the sea and they don't ever come up! Mermaids have a required life , that our minds don't understand. Also humans can't become mermaids because our world has changed and not for the best!"     Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009. (2) (1) Permalink Tweet WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN     Posted by David Gerard on 20 Oct 2009.

	Q: "Where in Florida can you see mermaids swim?" A: "It is quite impossible to see mermaids. They live DEEP , DEEP in the sea. They have cut out all enchantments from our world for we have been in troubled times. They rarely come up because of the pollution."     (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_in_Fl...)     Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009. (2) (1) Permalink Tweet

	"When were fairies noticed?"     Posted by JT on 2 Oct 2009. (1) (0) Permalink Tweet When? Right now, of course! Don't tell me you didn't spot them.     Posted by Wrongfellow on 3 Oct 2009. I see them all the time, man, you just gotta, like, get in tune with the cosmic consciousness, man.     Posted by JT on 3 Oct 2009.