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"What makes your vagina taste good?"
    Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009. + (2) - (1) Permalink
I recommend balsamic vinegar, crushed garlic and cracked black pepper.
    Posted by JT on 24 Oct 2009.
Dave's Insanity Sauce?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 24 Oct 2009.
Ketchup. Definitely.
    Posted by Socky on 26 Oct 2009.
Jack Daniels and Coke, sticky with a bit of a kick, but I can heartily recommend....
    Posted by Mhaille on 27 Oct 2009.
Skittles. Then when he/she eats them, you can tell them they were herpes sacs and watch the hilarity ensue.
    Posted by ColinAYB on 27 Oct 2009.
I recommend Salsa Sauce, it brings out the hotness and exposes it.
    Posted by Tiger on 31 Oct 2009.
beer
    Posted by Moosh on 9 Nov 2009.
Shucks, I was just born tasting like this.
    Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
"I have 4 kid and pregent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?okay i have 4 kids and pregent i had my first child @ the age of 15 after that i didnt care anymore my 2 bach was when i was 17 i had twins and the next onw was on my 18 birthday and now i pregent and i a 19 and i going to have my baby next next month and plus i am single i pay for my own house my om and dad dont give me a dime i get coupon and other stuff with my care and i thinking is this bad for me and my childern health plus i do not wor cause i cant afford a babysitter fior the kid butb i fgetting a job and that hiow i will pay for the baby sittter so can i you answer this is this bad foor my and my child health in the futer?" (sic)
    Posted by JT on 3 Nov 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Call me a fascist if you will, but this is enough to convince me that enforced sterilisation has its place in this world.
    Posted by JT on 3 Nov 2009.
What I'm wondering is "Who'd f*ck that? Seriously?" I suspect the answer is "An American."
    Posted by Socky on 3 Nov 2009.
TL;DR.

(Perhaps we need a "TL;DR" category?)
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 4 Nov 2009.
It would take a long time to make this up. This must be genuine. If so, I'm outta here.
    Posted by Tiger on 4 Nov 2009.
TL;DR category is a good idea, actually - we have a few amusing but long quotes.
    Posted by JT on 13 Nov 2009.
I concur.
    Posted by Moosh on 13 Nov 2009.
I'm new.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 13 Nov 2009.
I thought you said you didn't care any more? So why worry?
    Posted by beeflin on 28 Nov 2009.
"If you died while you were on your period when would your period stop?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_you_died...)
    Posted by JT on 30 Dec 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
When you get an abortion.
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
"If your pet rat accidentally licked your vagina will you get sick?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_your_pet...)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (2) - (1) Permalink
Any more like this and we're going to need a category for "F**king Gross."
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009.
Well, get working on it.
    Posted by Moosh on 1 Jan 2010.
Our category bar's getting a bit wide already. Maybe "Ewwww!" would be a reasonable name?
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 1 Jan 2010.
Well, the common sense answer would be "If your rat had a disease, yes."
    Posted by Socky on 1 Jan 2010.
"Hihi think i am pregnant fro last 10 days can i get aborton with tuna fish?"
    (From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...)
    Posted by JT on 31 Dec 2009. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Yes. Shove tuna fish into your vagina, and your baby will shoot itself because of not wanting to your child.
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 1 Jan 2010.
"What does it mean if your vagina gets bigger in a short space of time - could it mean I'm pregnant? I haven't had sex, I just masturbate."
    Posted by JT on 2 Jan 2010. + (2) - (1) Permalink
"How do you say do you want to come to my birthday party?"
    (From http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_...)
    Posted by LucyT on 3 Jan 2010. + (3) - (2) Permalink
Hey DINGUS you're coming to my party.
    Posted by Necropaxx on 8 Jan 2010.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Nov 2010. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Of course they have. It's all a cover-up.
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 19 Nov 2010.
I don't think it matters whether or not they HAVE done, but they SHOULD.
    Posted by JT on 22 Nov 2010.
Am I the only one confused by the use of the word "categorically" in this sentence?
    Posted by CheddarBBQ on 25 Nov 2010.
"NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL AS IT WILL BUY A FISH FOR AN OTTER"
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 12 Feb 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Surely otters are perfectly adept at getting their own fish? That's why they're otters not, say, squirrels.
    Posted by JT on 12 Feb 2011.
"Accidents are hardly the only thing causing traffic."
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2011. + (1) - (0) Permalink
Far from it, I would have thought!
    Posted by Wrongfellow on 22 Feb 2011.